Oh Ian...your boy is still alive and kickin' it in Iraq

superdave · Jun 20, 2003

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/06/20/international/worldspecial/20SADD.html

American intelligence analysts now believe that Saddam Hussein is much more likely to be alive than dead, a view that has been strengthened in recent weeks by intercepted communications among fugitive members of the Saddam Fedayeen and the Iraqi intelligence service, according to United States government officials.
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Dan Loney · Jun 20, 2003

Since the government is saying he's alive, I now think he's dead.

-cman- · Jun 20, 2003

Ah Dan, but that's just what they WANT you to think. They know that you know that they are lying bastards. So,if they know that if you know that they are lying bastards they know that if you know they lie, if they tell the truth you'll think they're lying, and Saddam is dead. And if Saddam knows that they know that we know they are lying and want Saddam to think we think he's dead, then he is more likely to try to move and we can bag him. See? It's all part of the plan man. Get with the program.

Dr Jay · Jun 20, 2003

Originally posted by -cman-
Ah Dan, but that's just what they WANT you to think. They know that you know that they are lying bastards. So,if they know that if you know that they are lying bastards they know that if you know they lie, if they tell the truth you'll think they're lying, and Saddam is dead. And if Saddam knows that they know that we know they are lying and want Saddam to think we think he's dead, then he is more likely to try to move and we can bag him. See? It's all part of the plan man. Get with the program.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line...oh, and don't get involved in a land war in Asia.