I was listening to some Frank Sinatra, and it being the Offseason and being that I think I'm coming down with that Metro Off season fever, I thought it would be nice to use the " Would You Like To Swing On A Star" song and edit it for a Future Metros Song Would you like to be a Metrostar Drink with Mathis at a bar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be DC Scum (and so on for each team we play against or player reference as in A Fish for El Pescadito) All the Monkeys all in the Zoo Everyday you meet quite a few So you see it's all up to you You can be better than you are You could be a Metro Star