Alert: OFFICIAL: Xherdan Shaqiri Career Deaththread AND Shaqiri Nutrider Thread

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  1. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

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    #1 xtomx, Feb 9, 2022
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  2. xtomx

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    First post: "He's too short and stout for MLS. He's like a little teapot!"
     
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  3. Jiggly_333

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    C U B E
     
  4. xtomx

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    #4 xtomx, Feb 9, 2022
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    Seriously, I am "stoked" about this signing.
    I'd be "lyon" if I wasn't.
    I am in the "pool" for the Fire now that we have Shaqiri.
    I am "Inter"ested in what he brings to the team.
    With that wand of a left foot, he is going to bring the B--M to the Fire.


    This is a legit "major splash by acquiring Switzerland national team midfielder Xherdan Shaqiri from Ligue 1’s Lyon as their most expensive transfer signing", as the article states.
     
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  5. bunge

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    Oct 24, 2000
    He hasn’t even outproduced Collier.
     
  6. xtomx

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    #6 xtomx, Feb 9, 2022
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    Sell the loser!

    Clearly, he is not as "hard working" or as "important" as dear departed Elliot.
     
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  7. skinut

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    Took too blasted long for this thread to appear. We need a good dose of Swiss industrious (or pharmaceuticals) around here!
     
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  8. skinut

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    #8 skinut, Feb 9, 2022
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    He shoots worse than Chad Barrett so far. Slacker!
     
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  9. xtomx

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    sorry :notworthy:

    To be perfectly honest, I saw the announcement on my phone as I had updates to my laptop and it went into "auto update and restart" mode for quite a while.
    Oh, and I had lunch.
    I suck at this.
     
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  10. xtomx

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    Well, come on, we haven't see him shoot yet.
    I pretty sure that one shot by Barrett (where he ran about 70 yards towards Section 8 and skied his shot...*) is still taking down Amazon satellites 13 years later. It was an early piece of space junk.


    *...as opposed to all of the other shots Barrett skied in his Fire career.
     
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  11. Jiggly_333

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    I am currently in class rn, but as soon as I get home, I will check the numbers.
     
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  12. xtomx

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    Pffft! Not even one goal or assist per 2 games.
    Sure, he has played in three consecutive World Cups and the past two Euro, but how many has he WON? -Zero!
     
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  13. Mac97

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    Are we talking about something from the Sandoz Co.?
     
  14. moleman

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    Woohoo! Glad we didn’t have to wait another 10 years (like we did between Blanco and Schweinsteiger) to see a top player suit up for the Chicago Fire.

    Excited to see him add to his highlight reel goal collection.
     
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  15. Please bless forum regulars with 7, or 8 figure numbered Swiss bank accounts.
     
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  16. lurak

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    Will there be fireworks? I hope not to relive the second coming of Nery Castillo.

    I am more excited for the season to start now. The Fire still needs to fill out the roster so a lot of work still to be done.
     
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  17. Fuegofan

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    Agreed, though I'd say that Friedrich (2012-2013) was a top player (two World Cups with Germany) between them.
     
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  18. Jiggly_333

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    I mean, it looks like a no contest.
    upload_2022-2-9_17-25-16.png

    Okay, actually, I compared their On-Off stats to eachother. As we all know very well, Collier had a +0.90 last season. Shaqiri does have a +1.12 this season with Lyon, but if you look at his past 4 seasons, he only gets close once. In fact, he had a worse On-Off than anyone on the Fire this past season (please forget that Collier had a -1.69 in 2020)
    upload_2022-2-9_17-29-59.png


    I gotta say, cherry-picking to find a reason Collier is better is pretty hard. Which I guess says good things? I can find at least 5 easy reasons why Collier's better than Beric, so I guess that's something I said.
     
  19. Mac97

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    So does this help get a new jersey deal done for more bucks?
     
  20. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    I imagine Joe can handle those negotiations.
     
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  21. skinut

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    Has he won a World Cup for the Fire yet? I rest my case. Cut him now.
     
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  22. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    Moderator material right there.
     
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  23. xtomx

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    I generally avoid the balls, though. Generally!
     
  24. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    Chicago Fire starting eleven material right there.
     
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  25. But no longer moderator material. Never was.
     
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