Official Red River Shoot-out Trash Talk Thread

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by GringoTex, Oct 7, 2002.

  1. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    OU is going down like an Enid roadwhore on vacation in Ada.
     
  2. Fulham9

    Fulham9 Member

    Mar 14, 2002
    Houston, Texas, USA
    What time is it?
     
  3. TheWakeUpBomb

    TheWakeUpBomb Member

    Mar 2, 2000
    New York, NY
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    A few reasons I hate Texas:

    * I grew up hating them. It's in my blood.

    * Mack Brown's brother, Watson, is the worst head football coach in existence.

    * That Mike Cherry guy, who was a QB at Texas, quit to become a model. (I think it was him, anyway).

    * That shade of orange is just nasty looking.

    * Major Applewhite was one of the few Texas players I've ever liked, and look how they screwed him.

    * Cow bells

    * Abe Lemmons

    * Tom Penders


    Now, it's no love-fest between me and Oklahoma, either. I absolutely hated Barry Switzer and Billy Tubbs, but they're long gone. And they are the lesser of two evils.
     
  4. oman

    oman Member

    Jan 7, 2000
    South of Frisconsin
    Talk about a double ************-up. A Fire-loving Horn hater...

    Hey Mike S., WUB sounds like someone who may be willing to service you now and again...
     
  5. oman

    oman Member

    Jan 7, 2000
    South of Frisconsin
    Nasty if you are wearing a burnt orange tux to the Watonga High School prom. But not bad on a uniform. But for the white shoes they are wearing this year, the UT uniform, certainly the helmet, is pretty damn cool.

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  6. TheWakeUpBomb

    TheWakeUpBomb Member

    Mar 2, 2000
    New York, NY
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nah, I can't make love to the unpleasant melody of "Boomer Sooner".
     

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