Official Max Bretos Thread

Discussion in 'TV, Satellite & Radio' started by mcpish, Oct 21, 2004.

  1. mcpish

    mcpish New Member

    Feb 6, 2004
    You knew it was coming soon, the Official Max Bretos thread!

    I know there's a been a lot of max bashing on here, but I like him, especially as host of The Rugby Club and his Maximum Soccer thing is alright.

    Any other comments!
     
  2. OttawaBear

    OttawaBear New Member

    Oct 6, 2004
    Ottawa, Ontario
    Yes. Bring back Dale Barnes!!!!!!!


     
  3. OttawaBear

    OttawaBear New Member

    Oct 6, 2004
    Ottawa, Ontario
    OH MY GOD!!!!!!

    What the hell was that on his head tonight???????

    For goodness sake, dump this guy now!



     
  4. Nicky Butt

    Nicky Butt New Member

    Jan 21, 2004
    What's up with the hair?!
     
  5. servotron

    servotron New Member

    Mar 4, 2004
    St Paul, MN
    I will throw in my 2c: Max is the man! He and Allen Hopkins (and Bozzo) ought to be the only announcers on the whole channel.
     
  6. Northside Rovers

    Jan 28, 2000
    Austin TX
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Max Bretos is Your Daddy
     
  7. Father Ted

    Father Ted BigSoccer Supporter

    Manchester United, Galway United, New York Red Bulls
    Nov 2, 2001
    Connecticut
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Ireland Republic
    Beat me to it. What is up with his hair?
     
  8. jammybastard

    jammybastard Member

    Oct 7, 2003
    Flyoverland
    looks like a muskrat died on his head.
     
  9. Northside Rovers

    Jan 28, 2000
    Austin TX
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Lightning Rod of American Soccer: [​IMG]
    From Andy Mead and Yellow card Journalism.
     
  10. SportBoy333

    SportBoy333 Member+

    Jun 27, 2003
    Shame on FSW for taking Max off doing commentary on the French Ligue 1 games. Sean Wheelock just isn't cutting it.
     
  11. T Nitty

    T Nitty New Member

    Jun 3, 2004
    MD
    Whoa whoa whao! Hold on! This cannot be the official Max Bretos thread!

    What was wrong with this one?
    max bretos: enough is enough

    Max is el crapo de grando. I wish they would have had a puppet of him in Team America: World Police. It would have been funny seeing his head get blown off. I can't wait till the next USMNT game. I hope it's him and Harkes doing the broadcast again. Harkes doesn't let Max get away with his Bretoisms and destruction of every language.
     
  12. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    I told Max how to pronounce Kerry Zavagnin's last name before the USA/El Salvador game. He got it right during that game, but he was back to his old mispronounciation last Saturday.

    Come on, Max. It's:
    Zuh - Vag - Nin
    not
    Zuh - Van - Yun

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Nicky Butt

    Nicky Butt New Member

    Jan 21, 2004

    He's your daddy with really bad hair.
     
  14. T Nitty

    T Nitty New Member

    Jun 3, 2004
    MD
    He's obviously not your daddy since that would mean you want to f*** your daddy with your mouth (or perhaps you already have). BTW what do you do in Dallas now that your 96's have been 86'ed? I guess the Mavs still have a chance. :( :D :rolleyes: :confused:
     
  15. T Nitty

    T Nitty New Member

    Jun 3, 2004
    MD
    Last one for today. I swear.

    Maybe he's Bocanegra's daddy?
    [​IMG][​IMG]
    From Andy Mead and Yellow card Journalism
     
  16. Nicky Butt

    Nicky Butt New Member

    Jan 21, 2004
    Saw Max on the rugby show tonight.
    The hair was awful.
     
  17. Northside Rovers

    Jan 28, 2000
    Austin TX
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You're kind of an odd guy, aren't you?
     
  18. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Says the guy with the Cure's lead singer as an avatar. :D
     
  19. Northside Rovers

    Jan 28, 2000
    Austin TX
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So says the guy with a pretend lead singer of a pretend band for his avatar.

    :D :D
     
  20. T Nitty

    T Nitty New Member

    Jun 3, 2004
    MD
    Yes, I think that's a possibility.
     
  21. servotron

    servotron New Member

    Mar 4, 2004
    St Paul, MN
    Say, that's a handsome fella in your avatar there, T Nitty!
     
  22. ZonaGunner

    ZonaGunner Member

    Aug 23, 2003
    Tempe, Arizona
    Props to Max for calling a spade a spade last night on FSW in regard to the events at OT sunday.
     
  23. T Nitty

    T Nitty New Member

    Jun 3, 2004
    MD
    So... who was the spade? Explanation, please.

    Since you're a french supporter, I'm sure the spade was Rooney, ManU, or the official.
     
  24. nancyb

    nancyb Member

    Jun 30, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You can have bad hair if you've got a face like Boca's. Sorry, Max, get a new barber.
     
  25. nancyb

    nancyb Member

    Jun 30, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Max and Alan were pretty dreadful calling the DC-Metros game last night. At one point, my husband, who for some reason actually likes to listen to the announcers, asked, "What the hell are they talking about?"
     

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