Official Crew Haiku

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by kaiser kraut, Jul 5, 2005.

  1. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That was quite well done.
    I've no rep available.
    Good job anyway.
     
  2. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    Wrong side of the sill
    As transfer window closes.
    Please do not jump yet.
     
  3. DGA57

    DGA57 Member

    Jun 17, 2002
    Dublin, OH
    A new year Crew team
    Not shiny and not look good
    What is that smell though?
     
  4. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Toronto FC:
    Trophies or cups to their name?
    Does anyone know?

    The Columbus Crew:
    Trophies or cups to our name?
    A lot more than them

    Toronto FC:
    Wonderful hard plastic field
    Fake grass is awesome!

    Canada N T:
    Missed Italy through Deutschland
    Nothing since eight six.

    USA N T:
    Two-nil, Two-nil repeated
    Never gets tired

    A lot of Canucks:
    They think they're better? Come on!
    Re-read the above
     
  5. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hunt Sports welcomes you
    to Rascal Flatts Field, home of
    Bargain Basement Crew
     
  6. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Listen! Hear the wailing!
    Dashed hopes and torpedoed dreams!
    Polish sausage, spoiled.
     
  7. chmk

    chmk New Member

    Jul 5, 2007
    E. Lane Ave
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Columbus til I,
    die, Columbus til I die,
    ..
    .
    .
    fcuk the HSG!
     
  8. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Kei Kamara twice
    sent notice: with playing time
    I can score goals, jerks.

    DP? No! influx
    of talent not needed. Crew
    have Jason Garey.
     
  9. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Crewsmas Eve Eve Eve!
    Crew at top of league table.
    Hope: the best of things

    Come Saturday you
    boys will kill the offseason
    with your drunken songs

    They could arrest us
    all, Blake, but they can never
    suspend our passion
     
  10. HuntKop

    HuntKop Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 15, 2002
    Sulla mia Vespa
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Red Patch, Red Snatch, Who?
    By the end of Saturday,
    Toronto will weep.
     
  11. TheImposter

    TheImposter Member

    Jun 15, 2002
    Centerville, OH
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Tension overflows
    Match thread closed 'cause of trolling
    Ain't seen that before
     
  12. HuntKop

    HuntKop Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 15, 2002
    Sulla mia Vespa
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    I hate toronto.
    More than Chicago, more than
    even DC scum.
     
  13. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    ah, the rites of spring
    when dost commence a fresh batch
    of disappointments
     
  14. electrickeeper

    electrickeeper The Ginger Pele
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    United States
    Oct 14, 2002
    The Cheese Room
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I hope you're coming to the opener.

    :D

    We'll need some pook luck.
     
  15. DGA57

    DGA57 Member

    Jun 17, 2002
    Dublin, OH
    One to nill good guys.
    Two thousand fans leave in tears.
    Long drive home awaits.
     
  16. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Does thou not have sense?
    Take your wishes to PM
    Haiku thread this is.
     
  17. electrickeeper

    electrickeeper The Ginger Pele
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    United States
    Oct 14, 2002
    The Cheese Room
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I must be sorry.
    I knew not what I had done.
    I shall Haiku write.
     
  18. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    the home side juju
    so strong in old world, alas
    does not work at home
     
  19. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Draghignazzo sucks
    at Haiku, so Mrs. Dragh
    gives it a shot now:

    A sharp breath drawn-- my
    yellow team falters but then
    Robbie Rogers scores!

    Crew still top of league!
    Crewsmas did not end this year?
    Crewsmas all season!

    Columbus persists.
    Now prove those naysayers wrong.
    Suck it, D.C., Fire.

    Fantastic support
    from the 12th man in Crew Land.
    Cheer on, hooligans!

    Heal, Gino. Heal, Chad--
    Carroll can't D by himself.
    Depth tested next week.

    (Okay, it was a Dragh family effort here...)
     
  20. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I like these. :)
     
  21. Brutus112

    Brutus112 Member

    Feb 4, 2005
    New Albany, Oh
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We need a striker
    We also need more defense
    TITLE - within reach
     
  22. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Mile high city let downs
    A thing of the past it seems
    Famous victory!

    Shots from left and right
    Eat it burgundy bitches!
    Hesmer is a wall
     
  23. Wearethecrew1

    Wearethecrew1 Member

    Jul 13, 2007
    Athens/Westerville
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Olympic Call Ups
    Attack needs a goal scorer
    Noonan on the way?


    Major League Soccer-
    Don Garber hates Columbus
    Please Free Pat Noonan!

    The Columbus Crew
    Rolling with 31 Points
    Clearly were Massive!
     
  24. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Crew wins MLS
    Garber sees beaten stepchild
    shove cup in his ass
     
  25. Wearethecrew1

    Wearethecrew1 Member

    Jul 13, 2007
    Athens/Westerville
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nice!:D (repped)


    How about

    Columbus is Tops
    Garber and Toronto cry
    Schelotto Leads Way
     

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