Official Crew Haiku

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by kaiser kraut, Jul 5, 2005.

  1. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Like nails in my eyes
    Sweet pain is too much to take
    Misery, end it
     
  2. suspenders1964

    Mar 4, 2000
    fire the fat schmid
    we are finished for the year
    rip off someone's head
     
  3. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    goals rot on the vine;
    thirsty fans wait for the press;
    more juice, never wine.
     
  4. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    alas, no longer
    do I even stomp my feet
    for a frozen treat
     
  5. electrickeeper

    electrickeeper The Ginger Pele
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    United States
    Oct 14, 2002
    The Cheese Room
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Best one yet.
     
  6. redi44crew

    redi44crew Member+

    Mar 27, 2007
    Louisville, KY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Hope springs up again,
    Three wins and no more own goals
    Onward Crew, ONWARD!!!
     
  7. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    sad, but the biggest
    presence in front of goal was
    that wendy's frosty
     
  8. Crewfan Scott

    Crewfan Scott New Member

    Dec 19, 1999
    Galloway, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Kono teamu ga
    Kachimasu keredo
    tsumaranai da

    :eek: Translation:

    This team is
    winning but
    its boring
     
  9. cavscrew1

    cavscrew1 Member

    Feb 15, 2007
    Y-City
    Is that in Japanese? Wow
     
  10. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    it appears as though
    you've left out of your haiku
    the first and third lines
     
  11. cavscrew1

    cavscrew1 Member

    Feb 15, 2007
    Y-City
    Correction:
    Is that Japanese? Wow
    That's hard to do
    for an American
     
  12. CrewCutz

    CrewCutz New Member

    May 22, 2007
    Boca-bred sparkplug
    revives aimless eleven.
    Schelotto kicks butt!
     
  13. AMillionEngines

    AMillionEngines New Member

    Mar 27, 2007
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I have no haiku, but this got me thinking--if you've got Sonic the Hedgehog on the lineup, why play him as goalie? With supersonic speed, he should be a striker.
     
  14. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    All comments must be
    presented in the proper
    format in this thread

    i.e.

    "Blazing Sonic speed
    wasted in front of the net
    up top, dominates"

    :cool:
     
  15. DGA57

    DGA57 Member

    Jun 17, 2002
    Dublin, OH
    Boring, boring, huh?
    What Crew game are you watching?
    Crew look like magic.
     
  16. Crewster

    Crewster Member+

    Jan 28, 2005
    Worthington
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Turns and steps through.
    Deft pass puts Herron into space.
    Guille! Guille!
     
  17. Crewfan Scott

    Crewfan Scott New Member

    Dec 19, 1999
    Galloway, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The chances are lame
    and just one goal wins the game
    from one shot on goal

    (I guess I am just pining for Jeffro, Bake and Stern... Dooley and Friedel. This team sometimes reminds me of the Dead Parrot skit from Monty Python.)
     
  18. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh mighty bald one
    With touch of injured rhino
    one shot, no aim, draw
     
  19. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Only Japanese
    can eat too many hot dogs
    cause "fortune reverse"

    American Joe
    eats sixty three hot dogs and
    took the mustard belt

    Please Crew GM Mark
    Do not have this for half time
    It could get ugly

    Keep bobbing for brats
    Dollar brats and beer are good
    And nothing too gross

    On the other hand
    Boyd Bulot once ate 16
    six-ounce meat pies in 10 mins.

    Who ate all the pies?
    That fat bastard ate them all.
    He ate all the pies.
     
  20. Dave Han

    Dave Han New Member

    May 6, 1999
    Auburn, AL
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I was very wrong
    Boy, howdy I was so wrong
    So glad I was wrong
     
  21. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    Since Dave has quoted himself and made a reassessment, I'll do the same.

    Mid-season playoff spot
    Golden dreams of postseaon
    Columbus glory

    Solid defending
    Attacks start from all over
    Streaking Crew on fire!

    Confidence building
    From national team callups
    Warriors return!
     
  22. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    icing on the cake!
    returned to find car, unharmed
    parked on wyandotte
     
  23. Crewster

    Crewster Member+

    Jan 28, 2005
    Worthington
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The motor won't stop.
    Unmarked, hair flying, upfield, back.
    Frankie's not tired.
     
  24. redi44crew

    redi44crew Member+

    Mar 27, 2007
    Louisville, KY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Defense good all round
    Goalie doesn't even sweat
    Rusty for keeper!!!
     
  25. DGA57

    DGA57 Member

    Jun 17, 2002
    Dublin, OH
    Saturday is here.
    Crew to spank Mormons tonight.
    Fireworks to follow.
     

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