In case you don't know Haiku is Japanese verse Very simple rules Haiku is a form of Japanese poetry that uses 3 lines and is based on the number of syllables (5-7-5). There are a few other things (like seasonal references), but we'll just keep it to the basics. In this thread, we'll attempt to express our views of the Crew in the form of Haiku to help enlighten us and to vent our frustrations. Feel free to critique each other but keep things on topic please. ------------------------------------------------------------- Sun scorched bleachers Quiet of all deep passions; Management at fault. Drowsy summer's eve Slowly go through the motions; No heart and no pride
OK, I'm a lazy a$$ and the Andy Warhol of Haiku. So here goes: Bad bad bad bad bad Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad Bad bad bad bad play.
Dead blooms rotting carefully cut from the mature plant second Spring >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Trampled desert grass broken and seedless shafts alone rain weaves miracle
Watching the Crew fail twenty times more painful than broomstick sodomy Idiot on sidelines futility on the field makes Grouchy seek booze Missing heart and mind no urge to succeed or win better off at Lowes Organization failing miserably noone seems to care Missed free kicks and goals and struggling mightily welcome to basement
Hopeless I still jog. Never to sub or to start: Northend Marathon Cold the close season Hot the words of star strikers. Trade goals and keep coach
I'm not a poet but I'll give it a shot. Wingert on the bench Rookies are better thinks coach Loosing continues
Thought I'd resurrect something flashy...... Losing on the road Coming home to seek a draw Guille starts to doubt
Eany Meany Miney Moe Catch a Crewzer by her toe If she's chubby let her (PG Rated) Call a cab and let her go... Eany meany miney moe...