Official Chant list

Discussion in 'Houston Supporters Clubs' started by DrLudicrous, Apr 3, 2006.

  1. DrLudicrous

    DrLudicrous Member+

    Jun 28, 2002
    Houston
    This thread isn't for new ideas and suggestions, use one of the other threads for that. This is for posting chants that we will be singing and need to be printed up. I'll start with some from our first game in no particular order. If any of these are wrong or shouldn't be here please correct me.

    1. Ole!
    Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole: Houston, Tejas
    repeat

    2. We want 6 (fill in one more goal than we have)
    We want 6
    repeat

    3. Dynamo! (sung will marching in)
    Dynamo!
    drums
    Dynamo!

    4. Dynamo, Let's Go
    Dyna-Mo
    Let's Go

    5. DeRo score (to the tune of "Mr Tally Man")
    Deeeey Ro.
    Deeyaayay Ro
    De Ro score mon
    they wanna go home

    6. The ref is an asshole
    If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap clap)
    If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap clap)
    If you think the refs an asshole
    If you think the refs an asshole
    If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap clap)
     
  2. nobius

    nobius BigSoccer Supporter

    Jan 3, 2006
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is the list that I culled:

    ### You are my sunshine - dustcowpoke (modified)
    you are a wanker a dirty wanker,
    your only happy on opening day,
    your mums out stealing,
    your dads drug dealing,
    please don't take my hubcaps away!


    ### Sung to Dixie - By agswin01
    Oh..I'm..wish-ing for the champ-ion-ship
    a-long the ba-you's shallow ditches
    Dy-na-mo!!
    Dy-na-mo!!
    Dy-na-mo!!
    Bring it home!

    Our boys just came from San Jo-se
    Ear-ly on one shin-ing day
    Dy-na-mo!!
    Dy-na-mo!!
    Dy-na-mo!!
    Welcome home!

    Dom and his boys will bring it
    Hous-ton!!
    Hous-ton!!
    In Hous-ton town, we'll wear the crown
    to live and die as champ-ions
    Hous-ton!!
    Hous-ton!!
    Way down SOOOOOOOOOOOOUTH in Houston!

    ### Hi Ho - by troutseth
    HI HO . . . HI HO
    We are the Dynamo . . .
    We'll kick you ass
    Out on the grass
    HI HO . . . HI HO HI HO HI HO

    ### (Sung to Auld Lang Syne) - by nobius
    Should auld acquaintance be forqot,
    See Dallas full of scars?
    Obtain'd behind seedy bars;
    These are a laughable lot,

    Again, FC Dallas, the ball to net,
    Thy tears are truly sad,
    Make no mistake that we are best,
    And Y'all are old and dying.

    ### Ramones "Blitzkrieg Bop" by zolafan
    Ay Oh
    Dy-na-mo!

    Ay Oh
    Dy-na-mo!

    ### De Ro - by nobius

    Deeeey Ro.
    Deeyaayay Ro
    De Ro score mon
    they wanna go home
    (2x)

    One goal two goal three points win!
    De Ro Score mon
    they wanna go home

    ### Get up - by Blu N Houston
    get up, stand up!!!! Stand up for.... your rights....
    get up, stand up...dynamo fight! fight!! fight!!!!

    ### Sung to Oh Canada
    Oh, Dwaye De-Ro
    We love when you score goals
    Your free kicks are great
    When bent or when they're straight

    Oh, Dwanye De-Ro!!!
    We pledge our loy-al-ty.
    (2x)

    ### Row your boat - by figopimp
    Ro ro Dwayne DeRo
    He will score some goals
    Merrily merrily merrily
    Dwayne is on our team

    ### Cielito Lindo - by nobius with The Spleen
    ay ay ay ay canta para De Ro
    porque cantando se aprende
    cielito juego a cantarlo todo

    ay, ay, ay, ayaaayyy!
    dwanye de-ro-saariooo!
    he shoots, he scores, while [visitor] snores!
    he's dwayne de-ro-saariiioo!

    ay, ay, ay,ayaayyy!
    dwayne de-ro-sariooo!
    he bends the ball around your dumb wall!
    he's dwayne de-ro-saarriiiooo!

    ### Ole Ole - by unknown
    Ole!
    Ole! Ole! Ole!
    Houston! Houston! [or Tejas! Tejas!]

    ### Deep in the Heart of Texas
    The stars at night, are big and bright,
    deep in the heart of Texas,
    The prairie sky is wide and high,
    deep in the heart of Texas.
    The sage in bloom is like perfume,
    deep in the heart of Texas,
    Reminds me of, the one I love,
    deep in the heart of Texas.

    ### Texas our Texas - portion by footex
    Texas, Our Texas! all hail the mighty State!
    Texas, Our Texas! so wonderful so great!
    Boldest and grandest, withstanding ev'ry test
    O Empire wide and glorious, you stand supremely blest.
    God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
    That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.
    God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
    That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long!

    ### 1836 - by nobius
    Eighteen Thirty-six,,
    We won our liberty,
    Came for a fight
    But there was none to be

    Two-thousand six, [changes each season]
    Same for my team,
    Wanted an opponent,
    But there was none to be

    ### Sung to Addams Family - by dustcowpoke
    **** Needs band participation ****
    Your Sister is your Mother
    Your Uncle is your Brother
    You're all F**kin each other
    The [visitor] family
    da da da da..... Baa Baa"

    ### Silvia - modified from DrLudicrous & bford
    *** Sung during 18th & 36th minutes ***
    18...36
    18...36
    One-Eight-Three-Six
    Sylvia can suck our D!cks!
    (repeat for entire minute)

    ### Bucket (modified)
    Sylvia has a c*nt like a bucket
    c*nt like a bucket
    She's got a c*nt like a bucket...
    Sylvia has a c*nt like a bucket
    And has AEG in there

    ### Yellow Rose of Texas - by ipaman (modified)
    There's a brand new team in Texas, that everyone will know
    Its name was Eighteen Thirty-Six but now it's Dynamo!

    We'll sing our song together, until you know their name
    And while we sing for all to hear, we'll surely win the game!

    ### Clap Clap - by yanks02 (modified)
    *Clap**Clap*
    *Clap**Clap**Clap*
    *Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap*
    LET's GO!
    *Clap**Clap*
    *Clap**Clap**Clap*
    *Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap*
    DYNAMO!
    (2x)

    ### 1836 banter - by nobius
    Chanter to two sections: You say 18, I say 36.
    2: 18!
    1: 36!
    2: 18!
    1: 36!

    You say Houston, I say Dynamo.
    2: Houston!
    1: Dynamo!
    2: Houston!
    1: Dynamo!

    ### Remember - by figopimp
    Remember Goliad!
    Rember the Alamo!
    Remember 1836!
    (4x)

    ### Sung to "Henry the 8th I am" - by nobius

    I'm 1836 I am
    1836 I am, I am
    I didn't vote for the bitch next door
    She's been elected seven times before
    And every one was an Pedro (Pedro)
    She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
    I'm her 1836th man, I am
    1836 I am!

    Second verse, same as the first
    (2x)

    ### Sung to happy & you know it - by rey & fuboy
    If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap-clap)
    If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap-clap)
    If you think the refs an asshole, and he has no f-ing soul
    If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap-clap)

    If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap-clap)
    If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap-clap)
    If you think the refs an asshole, and we need another goal
    If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap-clap)

    ### Party like it's 1836 - by figopimp
    Yeah, they say two thousand zero six game over,
    Oops out of time
    So tonight we're gonna party like we're 1836

    ### Dynamo in my pocket - by nobius
    I got a dynamo in my pocket,
    and it's about to score
    One more goal oughta lock it
    Then I'll give your mother more
     
  3. FuBoy

    FuBoy Member

    Mar 12, 2003
    Houston, TX
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    my ref chant:

    He's blind, he's deaf,
    We hate the f*cking ref!
     
  4. DrLudicrous

    DrLudicrous Member+

    Jun 28, 2002
    Houston
    I'm making a page to print out, this and "Deep in the Heart of Texas" and "Texas our Texas" and "Sylvia Sucks" have been added to my original 6. Since everything will have to fit on one page only the most poplular/basic ones will be listed.
     
  5. Dre00

    Dre00 Member

    Oct 12, 2005
    H-town
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Good call. I say 10 (15 at most) chants that are short, simple, and easy to remember. Get the basics down first and then we can add in player specific chants. We have to walk before we can run. Deep in the Heat and Texas our Texas are best suited for halftime and pregame in my opinion. They are longer and take away from the action on the field when we sing it during play.

    I'd like to add the "You'll never beat Pat Onstad". The tune doesn't mimic anything (at least not that I am aware of) but it's easy and would pay homage to some of the San Josers...yanks02 knows the tune so she could easily teach everyone at the next tailgate.

    Also, keep a few spots open for some Spanish songs. Hopefully we can get some creative, easy to sing, Hispanic songs in the mix.
     
  6. dustcowpoke

    dustcowpoke Member

    Jan 7, 2006
    Houston, TX
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nobius I love those chants you modified. They are better since you modified them and they have a classic England style lyric that make them great. Nice job.

    Also like the : If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap-clap)

    When I was at an Aston Villa game they said: (one person stands up with arms outstretched) Stand up if you hate City (Birmingham City) Stand Up if you hate City (Then everyone in the section stands up and sings and claps hands. etc.
     
  7. DrLudicrous

    DrLudicrous Member+

    Jun 28, 2002
    Houston
    I've added "You'll never beat Pat Onstad", I left the two Texas ones for now, if we get more and need room they can be removed from this list.

    We can also have this list for general use, and another with more specific/longer chants that won't be used as much that we only distribute amongst ourselves.
     
  8. yanks02

    yanks02 New Member

    Mar 19, 2002
    Houston
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I've got some that are hard to spell out here. I'll try and teach people at the tailgate Saturday.

    I love the "you'll never beat Pat Onstad" one.

    We need "Hawaiian Superman" *clap clap clapclapclap* for Chingy (the superman because last night on the news it said that superman is his favorite action guy)

    I don't think we should do many of the long songs. We need very short one or two line chants, and then maybe Deep in the Heart of Texas and Eyes of texas at halftime. No one is going to be able to sing during the game.

    Something like "come on Houston, come on Houston" over and over again so that way the entire crowd can follow.

    I'd like to do "Here we go, here we go, here we gooo.
    Here we go, here we go, here we go-oh.
    Here we go, here we go, here we goo.
    Here we go-oh. Here. We. Goooo."
    at the start of the game.

    I love the "stand up, if you hate (team name). Stand up, if you hate (team name).

    Nobius, your "and I'll hang around as long as you will let me. And I never minded standing in the rain. You don't have to call me darlin, darlin. You never even called me by my name."

    And this one for LA: "la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, LA sucks a**"

    I have alot of LA ones actually. imagine that.

    nobius, alot of yours are too long and ot tha well known. For the first couple of games until we get alot of new members, we need really simple ones.
     
  9. footex

    footex C'MON HOUSTON!!!

    Feb 9, 2006
    HellRazinKop
    D-Y-N clap clap A-M-O clap clap D-Y-N-A-M-O DYNAMO clap clap.
    Simple and sounds good if everyone is singing.
    We need 3 or 4 GREAT standards from Mexico if anyone has any.;)
     
  10. FigoTX

    FigoTX Member

    Feb 15, 2006
    H-town, TX
    I posted a Spanish one for Moreno, and I've been trying to work on a Mexican one. The song is that one everybody knows, "Ay ay ay ay canta y no llores", but I can't think of lyrics. But basically, one line, eveybody knows the ay ay ay aaaay part. Maybe:

    Ay ay ay aayyyy
    Somos Dy na mo (we are Dynamo)

    or

    Ay ay ay aayyy
    Mas y mas goles (more and more goals)

    or

    Ay ay ay aayyy
    Anota mas goles (score more goals)

    You may want to run this by Sylvia Gatos first.
     
  11. chrishungate

    chrishungate Member

    Dec 16, 2005
    Katy, TX
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hey....don't forget about the one I wrote/demoed here.

    If you like it, that is. I wrote the "tune" as well as the ultra simple words:

    Die Hard Dynamo! (repeat until hoarse)
     
  12. nobius

    nobius BigSoccer Supporter

    Jan 3, 2006
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    These are the ones I can get on one sheet easily. I could probably increase the margins and maybe get a couple more 1-2 liners. I mostly used easy to remember songs. Yanks were you talking about my modified Coe song or the original? I couldn't find mine so used the original.


    One liners (keep repeating):
    1. Ay! Oh! Dynamo!
    2. You’ll never beat Pat Onstead!
    3. Hawaiian Superman! *clap clap clapclapclap*
    4. We want [more/four/etc]
    5. Dynamo! Dynamo!
    6. Stand up if you hate [visitor]!
    7. Sylvia Sucks! Sylvia sucks!

    8. Ole!
    Ole, Ole, Ole, Houston, Tejas
    (Repeat)

    9. DeRo song (to the tune of "Mr Tally Man")
    Deeeey Ro.
    Deeyaayay Ro
    De Ro score mon
    they wanna go home

    10. If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap clap)
    If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap clap)
    If you think the refs an asshole
    If you think the refs an asshole
    If you think the refs an asshole clap your hands (clap clap)

    11. He’s Blind!
    He’s Deaf!
    We hate the ********ing ref!

    Deep in the Heart of Texas
    12. The stars at night, are big and bright,
    Deep in the heart of Texas,
    The prairie sky is wide and high,
    Deep in the heart of Texas.
    The sage in bloom is like perfume,
    Deep in the heart of Texas,
    Reminds me of, the one I love,
    Deep in the heart of Texas.

    13. One-Eight-Three-Six
    [visitor] can suck our D!cks!

    14. Texas, Our Texas! all hail the mighty State!
    Texas, Our Texas! so wonderful so great!
    Boldest and grandest, withstanding ev'ry test
    O Empire wide and glorious, you stand supremely blest.
    God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
    That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.
    God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
    That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long!

    15. Your Sister is your Mother
    Your Uncle is your Brother
    You're all F**kin each other
    The [visitor] family
    da da da da..... Baa Baa"

    16. Well, i was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
    And i went to pick her up in the rain
    But before i could get to the station in my pickup truck
    She got run ned over by a damned old train
    And i’ll hang around as long as you will let me
    And i never minded standing’ in the rain
    Yyou don’t have to call me darlin’, darlin’
    You never even call me by my name (repeat last 2 lines)

    17. Chris’s Chant
    Dieee-Haard.
    Dynamo-ah!
     
  13. chrishungate

    chrishungate Member

    Dec 16, 2005
    Katy, TX
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Thanks, nobius. I feel nice and included now :) If I hear it at a game I'll be the proudest guy in section 206 :)
     
  14. DrLudicrous

    DrLudicrous Member+

    Jun 28, 2002
    Houston
    I think these two are probably too complicated for this early in the season.
     
  15. nobius

    nobius BigSoccer Supporter

    Jan 3, 2006
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah I doubt they'll be used this week.
     
  16. FuBoy

    FuBoy Member

    Mar 12, 2003
    Houston, TX
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Double-sided?

    Another 10 chants/songs is worth a few more pennies - FuBoy Brigade will help out ;-)
     
  17. chrishungate

    chrishungate Member

    Dec 16, 2005
    Katy, TX
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    shrink that font!!!!! have you guys checked with the FO about maybe getting a page in the official program to print chants...maybe just 1 chant a week or something until people learn them?
     
  18. nobius

    nobius BigSoccer Supporter

    Jan 3, 2006
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I thought about it but didn't want to give y'all too much homework. :) Ok Page 1 will be the oft-used chants and page 2 will be some longer but fun ones.
     
  19. Dre00

    Dre00 Member

    Oct 12, 2005
    H-town
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Dre likey...I would suggest one slight alteration though.

    Replace "The [insert team name] family" with "the girls from FCD". I think it flows a little better and it can be our first anti-Dallas chant.
     
  20. nobius

    nobius BigSoccer Supporter

    Jan 3, 2006
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What do you think of this as an homage to the Quakes?

    Original (From Buffalo Soldier by Marley)
    Said he was a buffalo soldier win the war for america;
    Buffalo soldier, dreadlock rasta,
    Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival;
    Driven from the mainland to the heart of the caribbean.

    Singing, woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
    Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
    Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
    Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!

    Revised:
    He was a San Jose soldier in the war for MLS;
    San Jose soldier, former Earthquake,
    Fighting on arrival, fighting for the Dynamo
    Bringing a winning team, to the heart of Houston land.

    Singing, woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
    Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
    Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
    Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
     
  21. yanks02

    yanks02 New Member

    Mar 19, 2002
    Houston
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I also like the:
    Who's your father, who's your father, who's your faaaather, referee?
    Never got one, never had one, you're a bastard, referee.
    -Sung to Clementine (is that the name of that song?)

    Then you always have the:
    Ooooooh ohhhhhh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhh Dy-na-mo (it's really hard to explain this online lol)

    And another one like this last one that can't be explained online.

    Also for the David Allen Coe one, I say we just do the:
    And i’ll hang around as long as you will let me
    And i never minded standing’ in the rain
    You don’t have to call me darlin’, darlin’
    You never even call me by my name

    Just those lines will be easier to learn.
     
  22. fordfjord

    fordfjord Member

    Mar 4, 2004
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Corinthians Sao Paulo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    C'mon, Chris - enlist already! :D
     
  23. chrishungate

    chrishungate Member

    Dec 16, 2005
    Katy, TX
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Maybe next year when I've got the money. But I'm not giving up my posh seats in section 206, dammit!

    Besides, I'm a quiet, shy, computer geek and Eurosnob wannabe - I don't drink, I don't own a Houston Dynamo shirt (see money issue above), and my favorite band is Coldplay -- so I don't think I'd make for very good Texian Army material. ;)

    I can't be arsed with standing up and yelling at the top of my lungs all game - I'm much too into concentrating fully on the game and yelling at the ref for crap calls.

    Plus...flares scare me :)

    I'll just contribute from afar and on the BS boards, but I do appreciate your enthusiasm in trying to get me to join up.

    Die hard Dynamo!!!!!!!
     
  24. zolafan

    zolafan Member

    Aug 10, 2004
    Houston, TX
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    For DCU's visit, the RS has also adapted "My Darling Clementine" as:

    Who's your father, who's your father, who's your father, Freddy Adu?
    You ain't got one, you ain't got one
    You're a bastard, Freddy Adu

    (Sorry, this is technically a mention of new chants - BTW, thanks for crediting me for the Blitzkrieg Bop chant...)
     
  25. yanks02

    yanks02 New Member

    Mar 19, 2002
    Houston
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There's also:

    Same old (insert team name here, I always used LA), always (choose diving, cheating, hacking, etc)

    So it's Same old LA, always diving (repeat)

    For Dallas, we can always use: same old Ruiz, always diving.
     

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