Official 2022 Pessimist Thread

Discussion in 'Chicago Fire' started by Pennsylvania Dave, May 16, 2022.

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I am pessimistic because?

Poll closed Dec 16, 2022.
  1. Despite the change in ownership this club is cursed by a Billy Goat

    16.7%
  2. The Fire wear blue uniforms

    72.2%
  3. Even the Raccoons dumped this club a long time ago

    38.9%
  4. Malort no longer dulls the pain

    44.4%
  5. Losing seems permanent, pervasive and I take it personally

    44.4%
  6. The only Fire players who seem to EXCELL in this league are EX-Fire players

    38.9%
  7. Maybe the braintrust isn't as sharp as we'd hoped

    50.0%
  8. Even the Golden Girls no longer bring me joy

    5.6%
  9. The move to Soldier Field has made my life more difficult, not less difficult

    33.3%
  10. Despite what other's claim I can tell Johnnie's Beefs are not as good as they were 10 years ago

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  11. I'm like George Jetson, even though it's exhausting, I just can't get off this crazy thing

    55.6%
  12. Because Stupid Happens

    38.9%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Oh, the bad, bad nights stopping at Suzie's.
    Those fries that absolutely soak through the bag.
    How that crap did not kill a guy instantly, I'll never know.



    I have no answer about the best Italian beef.
    I like so many of them.
     
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  2. Pennsylvania Dave

    Jul 31, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Glad to hear Suzie's gets an affirmative. I also don't know how I've survived the late night Suzie's runs.
     
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  3. pena pirata

    pena pirata Member+

    Sep 28, 2013
    Batavia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    The Fire are not leading the league for the Memorial Andrew Hauptman Wooden Spoon.
     
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  4. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    We’re in the running!!!
     
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  5. pena pirata

    pena pirata Member+

    Sep 28, 2013
    Batavia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Take that shit to the optimist thread.
     
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  6. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    You were right on all the things.
     

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