The "Let's All Laugh at aust!n" Thread

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by jack sticker, Jan 14, 2019.

  1. AustinSoccerBro

    Liverpool FC
    United States
    Dec 2, 2018
    Will you at least take me out to dinner first?
     
  2. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    *Insert SpitLaugh.gif here.*

    Well done.
     
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  3. catfish9

    catfish9 Member+

    Jul 14, 2011
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Just when you think Two Buttons and the idiots that believe the shit that comes out of his mouth can't look any dumber.... I submit exhibit A ^^^ JFC! I mean they continually embarrass themselves with all the stupid shit they say. Literally the biggest posers in the game.
     
  4. unlikelyfan19

    unlikelyfan19 Member

    Fiorentina
    United States
    May 29, 2018
    There's already talks of referring to the games as "mass"
     
  5. runningoz

    runningoz Member

    Oct 25, 2014
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    If they decide to go full Catholic, I know I wouldn't be sending my kid to their "academy".
     
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  6. catfish9

    catfish9 Member+

    Jul 14, 2011
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I mean I don't know what to say to that. They amaze me with the amount of narcissistic futility and pious claptrap they can drum up in their puerile brains.
     
  7. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #4107 Bill Archer, Oct 26, 2020
    Last edited: Oct 26, 2020
    LaughLame says its a "cathedral" of soccer, but its really more like a storefront mission.

    Except those tend to be downtown.
     
  8. Ueberjames

    Ueberjames Member+

    Columbus Crew
    Mar 28, 2009
    Stow, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Maybe he meant it like one of those "cathedrals" that take over the empty Sears store at the abandoned mall.
     
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  9. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Let me guess, precourt will be the "evangelist" during mass at the cathedral? Go ahead, keep glorifying something that has no history, no traditions, and no backbone behind it. You morons are the ultimate soccer wannabes. Keep trying to grow your authentic fuc*ing legend. The toxic waste dump water may kill that old live oak tree that looks more like broccoli. At some point you will realize that precourt, and you believers, did this all wrong from day 1.
     
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  10. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
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  11. unlikelyfan19

    unlikelyfan19 Member

    Fiorentina
    United States
    May 29, 2018
    Capos are sewing priest robes as we speak
     
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  12. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Suddenly, it all makes sense.

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  13. catfish9

    catfish9 Member+

    Jul 14, 2011
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG][​IMG] upload_2020-10-28_11-41-31.jpeg

    Notice the differences? Early drawings they used to get project approved & drum up excitement about a world class facility. The other is what is getting built. Looks like quite a bit of downsizing of buildings and what not. Cost cutting? Bait and switch? Certainly not 2 things we would expect out of Precourt now would we?
     
  14. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]

    The snack shack/mower shed has been much expanded.

    They seem to have bailed on the silos, possibly because they repurposed that building from team offices to a "beer hall" after they saw Columbus was building one.

    And are those cables which seem to be keeping the roof from falling down permanent?
     
  15. crew2112

    crew2112 Member+

    Jan 25, 2008
    Dayton, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    they don’t call them “Cable Stayed” for nothing.
     
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  16. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So much effort, and detail, was put into the design of the roof structure. Everything below the roof looks like a generic suburban high school, or middle school, stadium, especially the pole barn snack stand! Maybe Tony should have simplified the roof structure, and spent more on the seating areas and concession areas? Total amateurs make mistakes like this....
     
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  17. catfish9

    catfish9 Member+

    Jul 14, 2011
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Every building was downsized. And the barn thing is literally the cheapest thing I have have ever seen for a stadium. They probably just bought a kit from Menard's for $25,000. But as I said some time ago, the rodeo folks will feel right at home.

    I think they shot their wad on goofy roof and immediately had to cut corners everywhere else. To me it looks like nothing more than a D2 football stadium with a roof. I mean put that roof over West Texas State A&M 's or Western KY's stadium and there isn't a whole lot of difference.

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  18. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    But, but, but.......they keep telling everyone that this will be a "World Class" stadium, a "state of the art" facility, a "cutting edge" MLS stadium. "Best in class" I believe.

    Surely they wouldn't just, you know, blatantly lie because the maroons down in Austin will swallow anything they tell them?
     
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  19. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
    They just need to hold "Mass" so Precourt can pass the collection plate around the crowd.
     
  20. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Y'all are forgetting about those high-tech ventilated seats. That's best in class and state of the art ass-cooling technology, right there.

    Haters.
     
  21. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [spits beverage on phone]
    Ass-cooling technology!
     
  22. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

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  23. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Who writes this garbage? There is literally not one word here that is true.,

    Everything now is moving smoothly for Austin soccer supporters. The organization has everything ticking like clockwork as the MLS soccer palace at Austin’s McKalla Place gets readied for opening day.

    No longer a cathedral, now a palace

    The bitter fight to get here has been forgotten. That fight started in 2018 after Austin City Council members slowly, somewhat reluctantly, approved plans to open the MLS franchise. The bitter part started when supporters of Columbus Crew realized the plan was to remove their franchise – the first MLS team – and move it to Austin.

    A lawsuit invoking a 1996 Ohio law was invoked. This prevented a taxpayer-supported pro team moving from the state without a six-month notice offering the team to new owners who’d let it stay put. Team owner Precourt Sports Ventures counter-sued to get their way.

    Completely untrue.

    But at some point observers convinced both sides to stop making this so hard.

    Ridiculous lie.

    Just offer the team for sale. If no one buys, load the trucks and head to Texas.


    Precourt decided to see how the law worked.

    No, he did not.

    Someone bought the Crew and kept them in Columbus. When MLS saw what happened, the league almost immediately granted Precourt and Austin a new MLS franchise.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    So far, everyone is a winner. With preparations for the 2021 opening coming soon, Austin FC and supporters plan to keep it that way.

    https://mlsmultiplex.com/2020/10/26/austin-fc-expansion-team-ready/
     
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  24. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I hope the writer isn't getting paid for this journalistic piece of garbage. Talk about rewriting history the way you want it to read. I would think precourt is at it again, paying off a third rate journalist, trying to erase, or change, portions of his failed attempt to steal our team. We will never forget what actually happened.
     
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  25. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And it wasn’t even Kneepads who wrote that pile of crap!
     

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