http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/07/13/uk.honors/index.html So the UK wants to get rid of knighthoods? I guess there goes my dream of hearing the queen say "Arise...Sir Ray Parlour!"
...and a one...and a two...and a three.......... We're Knights of the Round Table We dance whene'er we're able We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable We dine well here in Camelot We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot We're Knights of the Round Table Our shows are formidable But many times we're given rhymes That are quite unsingable We're opera-mad in Camelot We sing from the diaphragm a lo-o-o-o-t In war we're tough and able Quite indefatigable Between our quests, we sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable It's a busy life in Camelot I have to push the pram a lot