Something to help you get through this sucky November while all the teams whose owners actually care about soccer are fighting it out in the playoffs: You're welcome.
First offseason Haiku for this thread. ________________ Winter falls again While broken dreams linger like unpaved parking lots
Fire roster changes - Where's our allocation cash? Go ask McMeddler. Black mask in Bridgeview: Raccoon mocking from Skydeck? No, Frank stealing dreams. "Andy cares for us" Said no real Fire fan ever As DonHitler cries
There once was a man from LA In MLS he wanted to play So he bought the Fire But the results were so dire The fans wanted to send him on his way
As the racoons watch The men in red do turn blue Caused not by winter In the ground heating Cannot bring green to the brown We can fertilize
Many small mom and pop liquor stores in Chicago carry it. This map should show every liquor store or bar that carries Malort: http://www.malortmap.com/ Binny's carries it, so you could order it online (never tried ordering from them, not sure how it works) :thttp://www.binnys.com/spirits/Jeppsons_Malort_112991.html
Reading is fundamental guys Alex quoted loonixx who wrote mal-rot. What's red and white and blue all over? Chicago Fire fans in their old jerseys.
Don't listen to these Jesters. Malort tastes amazing. Don't mix it with anything. It's goes down so good that you don't even need a chaser.
I'm waiting for Hauptman 26 Dollars in my hand Up to Skyway, 205 Feel sick and dirty, more dead than alive I'm waiting for Hauptman Hey, raccoon, what you doin' uptown? Hey, raccoon, you chasin' our Fondy around? Oh pardon me sir, it's the furthest from my mind I'm just lookin' for a dear, dear friend of mine I'm waiting for Hauptman Here he comes, he's all dressed in navy PR flacks and a MLSNEXT hat He's never early, he's always late First thing you learn is you always gotta wait I'm waiting for Hauptman Up to the Star Club, up three flights of stairs Everybody's drawn us, but nobody cares He's got fireworks, gives you sweet taste Ah then you gotta split because you got no time to waste I'm waiting for Hauptman Sparky don't you holler, Magee don't you bawl and shout I'm feeling good, you know I'm gonna work it on out I'm feeling good, I'm feeling oh so fine Until tomorrow, but that's just some other time I'm waiting for Hauptman I'm walking home *Please note that "sweet taste" refers to ice cream nachos, not heroin