ATTENTION: A NOTICE TO ALL TRUE PATRIOTS The Taliban and Al Quaeda cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife. Therefore, next Saturday afternoon, at 2:00 p.m. PST, all North American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this important anti-terrorist effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove that they think it's OK to see other women nude and, therefore, are NOT terrorist collaboraters. Furthermore, since the enemy does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is highly recommended as further proof of your anti-Taliban/Al Quaeda sentiment. Finally, in order to signify that your neighborhood is indeed terrorist-free, please forward photographic evidence of your patriotic act to http://www.bigsoccer.com for intense analysis. Notify the appropriate authorities of any people who do not participate. Your efforts to root out terrorists will be greatly appreciated and indicate your desire to demonstrate your true patriotism. To achieve 100% participation, forward this notification to other similar-minded patriots. Remember: Be Patriotic - Be Safe - Be Naked!