That man looks decidedly unimpressed with becoming a Rev. Perhaps he's heard one too many "Noooonan" jokes. I know I have. Then again we could start calling him Danny...you know, "you do drugs danny? "every damn day".
One thing to like about Noonan is that he comes with a good nickname already. In a story in an Indianapolis paper about him (which seems to have been deleted now) he was referred to by an IU coach as a "German Shepherd" because of his abnormally short legs (a teammate called him 'Torso', but I don't know if I'd want to call a guy that). Perhaps The German Shepherd is too unwieldy a nickname, but maybe a Spanish (El Pastor Aleman?) or Portuguese translation? Although I think Paddy (or maybe Packy?) Nooners is pretty good too.
AndyMead posted a link to more pictures of the draft from YCJ... http://www.ibiblio.org/footy/2003/0117_mlsdraft_ycj.php?page=7