No 2006 Carolina Challenge Cup for Crew

Didn't you hear, Crew are going to forgo all preseason activities in an attempt to keep the squad healthy

 

I hear the team is instead making plans for a tour of the Far East to give our millions of loyal supporters in Japan, Korea, and Bhutan a chance to see the team live.

 

I have a feeling one of those teams will be too busy this offseason packing their bags for Texas.

 

With a brief stop in Qatar, too.

 

Just as well, I'll be following the might Chelsea FC through Europe that week!