Next week (if you need an R you're not a fan)

I can't even believe you would have entertained the option of sticking around for a job that is going to lay you off. I would have offered them two options: the left cheek or the right cheek. They could kiss either one, or both if they prefer.

Marek, you'll be missed.

 

even better

Good thing you worked that out, have you ever tried getting a refund from the SEs???

 

I'm looking for a new job as we speak. If anyone works for a company in need of a staff accountant/billing specialist, let me know!

Anyway, no worries. It looks like I will probably be there. Working out the details now.

 

..be sure to wash up all the blood, and try cutting up the body before sending it to the city dump.

 

Wow Pints, is nothing I write to you in PM's private?!?!?

 

Is that what the P stands for?