We have lost more players to injury than any other team. We are in last place. We have not scored in more games than I can remember. Now Danny D. is out again. What does that mean? It's time for a new song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo
I was in a pub in Ottawa watching England when they qualified for the 2002 World Cup against Greece. Becks scored to tie it up everyone went mad and started singing "Always look on the bright side of life" because Eric Idol was in the bar. He thought it was amazing and proceeded to high five up and down the bar leading us in song. Amazing.
...or you could sing, "O give us a goal," to "O Come All Ye Faithful". It works for every line of the tune.
already been done by every premiership side: anti-manchester united "always look on the runway for ice" after the Munich air disaster