Rumours of a shocking new development sure to rock English football to its foundations surfaced here today. Sources suggest Aston Villa may be poised to win away from home on two or more occasions this season. Villa have previuosly avoided such away win controversy now look sure to sully that clean record. However Villa Chairman Deadly Doug Ellis sort put cold water on the rumour. `There are no grounds to these allegations whatsoever`, he said.
Equally as vile & shocking Following recent allegations Liverpool FC have admitted to cruelly snubbing the club's devoted supporters by playing superbly attractive, aggressive attacking football. Despite some major injuries to integral first team players the appalling use of driving pace, width & variable tactical formations means the team is unrecognisable from those glory teams of the past three years. Fortunately the team is compensating for it's performance going forward, by ensuring it's defence play as complete strangers.
Another shocking issue And what about the Spurs? They weren't capable of organising their way out of a paper bag a couple of weeks back - yet they pull off the result of the season for them by scoring three. And in one game!! How did they manage that?