General Bradley is my favorite. Starting to like Lex Luther too. As he is Superman's arch-nemesis and Bradley goes against the other team's best attackers.
I will take a stab at this. There are a lot of themes to work with here, I think we need to work as many into one tittle as possible. We have the General thing, the Bald thing and the Roman thing, so I say Caesar. The cognomen Caesar is ironic, meaning a thick, full head of hair (lol?), he was the greatest Roman general and much like Bradley has done in the US, Netherlands, Germany, England and now Rome itself (crossing the Rubicon anyone), he is conquering the world.
Do you know what "nickname" means? When kids wanted to play kick the can, did you say: "What's so bad about sitting around with our fingers in our nose?"
Your mother calls me by mine "Grand Totem Pole" We didn't play kick the can. I didn't grow up in a 3rd world country living in a landfill, hoping someday to move up to a favela, or dare I dream, a slum.
Because you say something stupid, you imply that you have sex with my mother - who is 74 years old. What's next, something about panties, grammar or being gay? Then you imply that a simple game played on the streets of middle American for generations is fit only for third world countries. The light of intellect has clearly long since been extinguished for you. Please do us a favor and castrate yourself to spare your weakness from the gene pool. If you have unfortunately already managed to breed and not kill your child through bumbling idocy, please contact child services here and then as my old friend on here used to say, "go die in a fire".
Hmm... If he took it to the line, you went running and screaming across it. I'm just going to say "Bald Eagle" to bring us back on topic...
Looks that way, doesn't it. Right deserved, imho. Just makes me laugh cause I've been calling my nether area that since 1999