New Jersey rules "ladies night" illegal.

I often wondered if it would ever be challenged, but of course it was discriminatory. Outrageously so. And for all of us who never needed the help of ladies-free night to score, it's about time.

Of course, the pretty women will still expect the men to buy them drinks - it's just the ugly ones that are going to lose out when ladies-free is banned.

 

Has anyone thought about what this is going to do to the hairspray and acrylic nail industries? This could have far-reaching effects.

 

You yankees are strange.

 

David R. Gillespie can burn in hell.

 

I guess I won't be taking my girlfriend out drinking to New Jersey any more.




Not that I ever did go to that ********ing cesspool across the Hudson in the first place.

 

Ladies Night Lyrics

Ooh oh yeah yeah, Oh what a night
It's ladies night

This is your night tonight,
Everything is going to be alright
This is your night tonight,
C'mon girls

Girls, we've all got one
A night that's special everywhere
From New York to Hollywood
It's ladies night and girl
The feeling's good

[Chorus]
Oh yes, it's ladies night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes, it's ladies night
Oh what a night (oh what a night)

Oh yes, it's ladies night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes, it's ladies night
Oh what a night (oh what a night)

This is your night tonight, everything' s gonna be alright
This is your night tonight, everything' s gonna be alright

Romantic lady, ooh oh yeah, single baby
Mm sophisticated mama (woooooh)
Come on you disco baby, yeah, yeah
Stay with me tonight

If you hear any noise
It ain't the boys, it's ladies night, shhh, uh huh
Come on girls

Gonna step out ladies night
Steppin' out ladies night

Gonna step out ladies night
Steppin' out ladies night

[Chorus]
Oh yes, it's ladies night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes, it's ladies night
Oh what a night (oh what a night)

Oh yes, it's ladies night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes, it's ladies night
Oh what a night (Oh what a night)

On disco lights your name will be seen
You can fulfill all your dreams
Party here, party there, everywhere
This is our night, ladies
You got to be there

This is your night tonight,
Everything is going to be alright

This is your night tonight,
Everything is going to be alright

Oh ladies night

This is your night tonight,
Everything is going to be alright

 

Easy there, slugger... Queens isn't exactly on my top-10 vacation destinations list, either.

 

Lived in Astoria/LIC before. Live in Jersey now. I'll take the latter, thank you very much.

 

Eh, won't argue with you since I plan to end my bridge-and-tunneling days behind me soon, though I do have a great Czech beer garden in walking distance. I'm going to miss that a lot.

And Jersey is dirty. Other than Ikea and the hope of an SSS in Harrison, there isn't that much worthwhile over there.

 

Yep. Reminded me of Passaic, 'cept with the El running through it. If my folks didn't live in Clifton, Passaic County wouldn't be in my top-10 vacation destinations list, either.

Oh, and Skip? Ever been more than 20 miles away from the Turnpike or Parkway? Here's a hint: there's a reason it's called "The Garden State".

 

There's a rule that no travels beyond Manhattan. To Manhattan - yes. Beyond - never.

 

So the chance for drunken, desparate sex doesn't compensate for the higher cost? I always assumed that ladies' night was always for the benefit of the men(only if you accept the theory that all sex, even bad sex, is good) not women.

 

that is always how it is viewed in Florida. Ladies night means they drink alot for nothing. What in the WORLD is wrong with that?

 

I have. Though I didn't go out at either place. I hear Hoboken's okay. I helped a friend move out of Jersey City, and he hated it.

I actually don't have a problem with Jersey. My girlfriend's from Voorhees and I enjoy teasing her about how horrible Jersey is - it's just something you're required to do if you live in the NYC area.
But I'll concede that my experience with the state is limited to:
- Ikea
- Giants Stadium
- Jersey City
- Turnpike
- Newark Liberty International
- a Cinco de Mayo drunkfest in Clifton

 

OK, so a decade in SoCal has warped my sense of distance. Nonetheless, whoever planned the NJTpk apparently had a blood-feud with the Dept. of Tourism, 'cause most of the really ugly parts of the state are along this route. The rest hug pieces of the Parkway (up until about Sandy Hook heading Southbound) and I-80 (up to and including Paterson). Most of the state is gorgeous.

Don't mean to get all homeland-defensive about the Garden State here, but imagine someone making up their minds about Long Island having never traveled off the LIE, and never gone more than about 10 miles into Nassau County. Or, and probably more to the point, making up their minds about Manhattan having never left I-95 (about 1/2 mile of road between the Cross-Bronx (?) and the GWB).

 

Of course. The Jersey-module to the Sarcasmotron-3000 is still in Beta.

And I think my leftist module's on the fritz again...