News: New FO…who dis? 2026 FO and off field discussion thread

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  1. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How long until he gets the Chuky Lozano treatment?
     
  2. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    They probably see Pirani as the Chucky replacement. Good luck with that!
     
  3. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Pirani to South Dakota? Do they even know what soccer is in South Dakota?
     
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  4. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    This was an unintentionally funny blurb from "MLS Daily":

    San Diego FC acquired versatile attacking midfielder Gabriel Pirani from D.C. United for undisclosed terms. Pirani, a 2023 Copa Libertadores winner with 14 goals in 78 MLS appearances, fell out of favor in Washington after head coach Rene Weiler publicly questioned his motivation

    Clearly the author hasn't seen Pirani play.
     
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  5. DCU1984

    DCU1984 Member+

    Jan 15, 2009
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They will be disappointed by his leg strength. Can probably barely kick an extra point.
     
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  6. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    Bogert reporting that the Pirani transfer nets 350K in GAM plus an additional 650K in GAM if targets are met. The Doctor must be distributing good drugs to the SD FO. I wouldn't give you a used, unwashed jockstrap for Pirani.
     
  7. pr0ner

    pr0ner Member+

    Jan 13, 2007
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A 24 year old on a salary cap friendly deal would absolutely have some worth to other teams in MLS.
     
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  8. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    True, but THIS 24 year old on a salary cap friendly deal should have absolutely no worth to other teams in MLS. Until he scored a couple of garbage goals near the end of the season, he was statistically the worst player in the entire league.
     
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  9. pr0ner

    pr0ner Member+

    Jan 13, 2007
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And yet.
     
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  10. Section 107

    Section 107 Member+

    DCU
    United States
    Jul 18, 2018
    Yours? or someone else's?
     
  11. Th4119

    Th4119 Member+

    Jul 26, 2001
    Annandale, VA
    Hate him or love him, the Dr. absolutely cooked with this one.
     
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  12. pr0ner

    pr0ner Member+

    Jan 13, 2007
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Especially when you realize they're getting a minimum of $350k GAM on a loan deal. For a player technically out of contract after the season.
     
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  13. pr0ner

    pr0ner Member+

    Jan 13, 2007
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, DC is announcing it's a full on transfer. $350k GAM guaranteed, up to $650k more for certain performance incentives, and a sell on clause.
     
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  14. Section 107

    Section 107 Member+

    DCU
    United States
    Jul 18, 2018
    a remarkable article that ties soccer and space: read it if you can (way too long to put in here): https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7426442/2026/07/09/soccer-ball-space-houston-astronauts/

    The most incredible piece you’ll read today: Nick Miller on the soccer ball on the Space Shuttle Challenger when it tragically exploded in 1986. Somehow, the ball was recovered intact and exactly 30 years later, an astronaut took it into space with him, above, a touching tribute to all concerned.

    Miller has written a piece that lives up to the quality of pieces Pablo Maurer is famous for and that we all miss (long live the "son" of Soccer Insider).
     
  15. Section 107

    Section 107 Member+

    DCU
    United States
    Jul 18, 2018
    Has Garber announced he is finally leaving?

    From the athletic:

    Significant changes are already in motion at youth levels; what about in the top North American men’s pro league, MLS, which will soon have new leadership?
     
  16. Section 107

    Section 107 Member+

    DCU
    United States
    Jul 18, 2018
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  17. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    I would proudly go commando to get rid of Pirani.
     
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  18. Stan Collins

    Stan Collins Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Silver Spring, MD
    Be interested to see that article, if you still have the link.

    I don't think he's been that blunt, but he's talked openly a lot about succession plans, so everyone knows he's headed out soon.
     
  19. Section 107

    Section 107 Member+

    DCU
    United States
    Jul 18, 2018
    Belgium's kits are how DCU's cherry blossom kits should look...
     
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  20. Section 107

    Section 107 Member+

    DCU
    United States
    Jul 18, 2018
    That was the entire relevant passage
     
  21. pr0ner

    pr0ner Member+

    Jan 13, 2007
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Tommy Scoops with DC United acquisition news.

     
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  22. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  23. Th4119

    Th4119 Member+

    Jul 26, 2001
    Annandale, VA
    Someone tell me how to feel.
     
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  24. pr0ner

    pr0ner Member+

    Jan 13, 2007
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Young, talented US born Salvadorian international who's been a contributor for LAFC until falling out of favor with the current coach (though not Pirani levels). He's on $500k this year and is signed through '29 so LA thought really highly of him at one time.

    Dozzell and Ordaz in, Pirani and Herrera out seems like an upgrade so far.
     
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  25. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He's not getting minutes in front of Denis and Son. He is quick, can play wing and the 9 and can put in a cross. He's out of favor because MDS sucks ass at formations. I think he should be the first guy off the bench as he's fast, technical, and can poach. MDS brings out more midfielders. He's more effective than current Ebobisse but is below him on the depth chart. No workrate, teamwork, etc. issues.
     
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