New Details Surface on Cheney-Leahy Spat

That article is off da heezy.

 

I laughed. I cried. I cried I laughed so hard. That's nothing short of a literary masterpiece.

 

An instant classic.

 

"Mr. Leahy then suggested that the president of the Senate take his gavel and use it to perform an act that, while not technically impossible in anatomical terms, would certainly be considered both unseemly and unhygienic, and which would require an unusual combination of single-minded ambition and physical relaxation."

This one had me practically rolling on the floor.

 

It's nearly all signature material. One particular line made mine instantly.