Looks like one of Man Utd's cast offs. But strangely I like it. And it's not red. Or tangerine and graphite.
Not bad - it could have been better. Though, considering Mourinho, Kenyon, and possibly RA all have massive hard-ons for a CL trophy, it seems entirely appropriate. It has a sort of no-frills-all-business-vinnie-jones-ready-for-war vibe. It fits....much like Jose shaving his head.
The joke was funny because the moon ate so much dat he is full. You is heard it right here from my main man Buzz Lightyear. The moon does exist do all yous people saying it don't is wrong.
Yo man <pointing to the new kit> what da f**k is dat man. Darkness everybody darkness, darkness is spreading. I'm John Terry b***h, this is a Champions League celebration b***h.