Nelson Rodriguez:"#cf97 have the financial backing and wherewithal to make a Giovinco level signing

Scouting world class players is hard. Philly heard of a guy. Zlatan...something? Maybe we'll look at him. He'll probably take 150k to play here, don't ya think?

 

I'll believe it when I see it.

 

Pauno said he saw a terrific attacking mid in the Belorusian first division. We should definitely sign him before any other club hears about it. How about another 3 year deal? Sound good Hauptman?

*heavy sarcasm

 

Time to close the Keane Money thread and carry on in this one.

 

I suppose that's why Pauno is shopping in Lithuania? Pretty convenient to talk about spending cash right after the transfer window closes.

I'm assuming he means with the new owner. If not he's a fvcking liar.

 

I wanna see the Giovinco Plinko!

 

Giovinco is a twat, he definitely suffers from little man syndrome.

 

Not Pachinko?

 

We are WAY more likely to see 8 identical squirrels balancing between two trees than a Giovinco like signing!

 

Exactly.

The Keane Money Thread should not close until we obtain a Keane money player or Mr. Hauptman is gone.

 

This works.

Allegedly.

 

That means we have a new rich owner!

 

BULLSHIT

 

Jiggly has a better shot at Daisy then NRod signing a $8 mil player.

 

I don't know if it is sad or cute that he actually believes he can convince that type of player to sign here. Sorry Nelson, you do not make this a world class (hell even aa MLS level) operation just because you are the GM, that takes years of proper stewardship, something seriously lacking since your employer took over. The team is not even close to their former stature.

Doesn't matter because it will never happen here anyway, he will sign and overpay someone with great fanfare and end up a major disappointment.

There were too many caveats in his statement anyway. Fool me once....

 

Now when Nelson returned to extra time radio, after he lost on the road again, the angry bears came out of all the corners of Firedom, singing and dancing, to meet king Andy, with timbrels of impatience, and cornets.

And the angry bears sung as they played, and they said: Andy has promised 4 million a year DPs, and Nelson 8 million a year DPs.

And Andy was exceeding angry, and this word was displeasing in his eyes, and he said: They have given Nelson 8 million, and to me they have given but 4 million; what can he have more but the Malört?

 

#cf97 GM Nelson Rodriguez talked more about the plan going forward and fan impatience on #FireWeekly this morning. pic.twitter.com/b9XBFXBk6B

— Guillermo Rivera (@FireConf) August 6, 2016

They may or may not have the money, but NRod has already made it clear they have no intention of spending it.