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Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by SABuffalo786, Apr 8, 2003.

  1. SABuffalo786

    SABuffalo786 New Member

    May 18, 2002
    Buffalo, New York
    War, recession, injuries to critical Hondurans and Bulgarians. It can get pretty damn depressing. Luckily we have our good friends in The Cauldron to entertain us with their wacky pregame predictions, where 4-0 scorelines favoring the Wiz and attendence numbers bordering on 30k are the order of the day. Enjoy!

    https://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=42839
     
  2. um_chili

    um_chili Member+

    Jun 3, 2002
    Losanjealous
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    1. Hope they're right about the attendance prediction.

    2. About the other, it can only benefit us to be the underdog. The more overconfident the Wiz are, the better chance we have to take a result; the more overconfident their fans are, the sweeter a result for us will be.
     
  3. greatscott

    greatscott Member+

    Dec 21, 2002
    Richmond
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    haha, 30k! I wish it could be like that.
     
  4. SABuffalo786

    SABuffalo786 New Member

    May 18, 2002
    Buffalo, New York
    *sharp elbowing in greatscotts ribs*

    Shutuuuuuup.
     
  5. greatscott

    greatscott Member+

    Dec 21, 2002
    Richmond
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why'd you edit my post :D
     
  6. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Re: attendance. I just went to the Wizards web site to see what the best available seats were for Saturday and it came back with Section 118 (midfield), Row 6. I don't see how they can be predicting 30K when you can get seats that good 5 days before the event.

    Still, though, the weather forecast calls for sunny and mid-70s, so there could be a good walkup.

    As for the score, SABuffalo, does March 26, 2000 sound familiar? None of us thought that could happen, either.
     
  7. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Need I remind you ...

    Our pre-match thread will go up soon. I doubt there'll be much laughter in it ... :(
     
  8. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    If our preseason results don't mean anything, then theirs don't either. This is the team that finished 8th last year and they didn't make many personnel moves in the off season. I refuse to believe that they are particularly good.

    On the other hand, after Saturday's stinkfest in Richmond, I would be thrilled to get a point out of this!
     
  9. kopiteinkc

    kopiteinkc Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 1, 2000
    Shawnee
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Dave, much more likely to be around 20K.

    Which for us is still great.
     
  10. jason1551

    jason1551 Member+

    Apr 9, 2003
    Columbus, GA
    Club:
    DC United
    I was at KC's opener last year against Colorado (and should've gone to this year's just to watch them lose). They were lucky if they had 10,000 people there. Everytime I go (at least 2 to 3 times during the summer and a few in the spring), attendence hovers at a little above 5K. They may have a lot of season ticket holders, but their actual attendence is abyssmal.
     
  11. michael greene

    Oct 31, 2002
    They meant to say 30K is the prediction for the entire seasons attendance, not Opening Day :)
     

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