A massive night direct from the Bernardhole. my bike is broken once again, and I'm hopeful to get some tennis in tomorrow morning. Either way to the game... Montreal are a goal to the good on a howler from the MN keeper. Whom I must mention has a disturbing resemblance to Frank from Real World Las Vegas. Brazillian international Ze Roberto gets a start for Montreal. I assume he takes up a massive portion of their salary cap. MN is hot on the heels of beating RSL midweek in an open cup match. To bad this match doesn't feature the Puerto Rico Islanders, you have to support a club that has such an obvious use of geography.
Real World Frank nearly gives up another howler. That's what you get when hanging around with Trashelle, an inate ability to flop around on the ground. I'd like to thank our sponsor this evening, PBR, whenever you've got the urge to work on your car, have a bit of chaw, then beat your wife with a wrench, make it a PBR ASAP!
Yet another sign that footba....er...soccer really is catching on here in the states, we've got a high school field that refuses to take it's american football lines on the field of play. At a minimum I suppose this at least allows me to give our viewing audience an accurate apraisal of how far free kicks are being taken from goal.
Real World Frank with what can only be described as a chest pass, I've not seen that since the St. James the Less 5th grade keeper forgot we were playing soccer not basketball. Shocking.
Now that you mention that, I suppose that is possible. However with European sides not in action currently it's not a stretch that he could be on loan and "doing it for the love of the game", which in most cases is just an excuse for being past it an nicking a paycheck. See Simon Elliott Now that was a bit harsh. As 9 Rush would say "well he has been dropped by NZ, I suppose that really is a tell tale sign of his ability now isn't it?"
Considered that, but I'm consumed by the plight of Real World Frank and his fantastic ability to flop around. Answer me this though Placid, if you're from Liberia, how the heck do you find St. Paul Minnesota?
Ah well i will go and drink St Pauli girl in the comfort of my own home then. Freetown rock from Sierra Leone.
I'd also like to thank our additional match commentary sponsor Raven Riley for providing halftime entertainment. How do you spell I need ten tissues, well Raven Riley of course.
No, it's a different Ze Roberto. The Ze Roberto that plays for Bayern Munich http://home1.vr-web.de/~peter.boehm/images/personen/ze_roberto_0405.jpg The Ze Roberto that plays for the Impact and Philly Kixx http://www.kixxonline.com/upload_images/roberto03-04.JPG
Amazing, Bishop James Griffen has had a stadium in St. Paul named after him. Is there anyone in the world who doesn't know this man's charity?
Super Jeff "still not good enough even for Columbus Crew" Matteo earns a free kick. Which he subsequently slams directly into the wall. Dangerous stuff.
Matteo uses a tactic he certainly didn't learn in Columbus, hard shot from thirty yards out. Nearly scored.
A man wearing a dodgy alice band puts a ball into row zed for Montreal. MN has quite a horn section at their matches.
Substitution, Montreal, nameless latin guy who makes the sign of a cross as he comes on. He's surely going to score now!
who coaches Montreal? Isn't that the guy Myshap thinks is great? They have great movement and position.
I could go for a French Canadian named Dominique right about now. If not that at least a pizza. Might be time for the three for fifteen Dominos deal.
Fantastic Crew get Dallas in the first round of the Mickey Mouse Cup. Glad to see Crew won't bother sticking around very long in the oldest cup competition in America.
Given the amount of talent exhibited from the Liberians on Thunder, their national team must be quite a force.