Not sure if this was suggested... United Park. It fits and we could even get United Airlines to pay for it.
LOL. New Trafford? No way! Why not recommend LOWbury? Or DOWNton Park? Black Hart Lane? Heh, this is fun. How about something really corny, like Soccer-Specific Stadium of Washington? The Pink Cows new stadium can be called The Barnyard. or The Stable. or The Pigpen. But seriously, if DC ever gets a stadium, then we can name it
Memorial Park, Five Points Field, Veterans Park, Presidential Park Man, the marketing dept could have a field day with promoting a 'Freedom Pack' for games for Philly, and New England. One on July 4th!!!
What about the following nicknames The Ghetto Drive-By Park The Toilet Bowl (due to the smell of course)