Name the Caption - US Haiti

I'm too sexy for my shorts

Too sexy for my shorts

Too sexy

 

Donovan: "Ooops! Sorry fellas, I thought we were in Mexico!"

 

"maybe if I show some legs it will distract them from my receeding hairline"

 

Chris Armas weeps in agony when he finds out that Landon has beaten him out in the sexiest legs of the match award.

 

MY God, I am being castrated by Haitian voodoo.

 

Landon didn't read the fine print of Blatter's memo regarding sexier shorts.

 

Don't my new Robin's Egg blue shoes make my legs look thinner?

 

it's true

nobody will mark me if i jam my shorts up my ass

 

Huggies, proud new sponsor of the US Men's National Team!

 

Sorry, Eddie. Bruce is telling me I can't show it to you now.

 

Chris Armas can't watch as Landon Donovan adds Miami to the list of fields he has left his "mark".

 

"I don't care how much the new shirts irritate your nipples Ante, just get out there and play!"

 

Now listen here linesman.. you're gonna marry Ante... he has huuuuuuuuuuge Tracts of Land.



but I dun want to marry ante father... i just want to hold up this sign... and SING.

 

Vaseline Intensive Care makes my thighs wonderfully soft. Wanna see?

 

linesman?

First of all, there is no such thing as a linesman. They are called Assistant Referees.

Second, the Assistant Referee is not holding any sign. The person holding the sign is the Fourth Official.

When you next have your decaf break, you might want to read:
http://images.fifa.com/fifa/handbook/laws/2003/LOTG2003_e.pdf

Cheers,

 

MYERNICK: Now look Razov, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, Wolyniec is better than you dammit!!!

 

"Oh c'mon Mooch! I paid Freddy damn good money for this shirt."

 

Can we all have subs please? How about somebody who can score against Haiti? Is Jugsy warming up?

 

P.S. Nice post, Anus. That'd be a zinger in the referee forum. I bet.

 

Some of us oldtimers still call them linesmen, and we really don't care if FIFA thinks it is more PC to try to raise their status through semantics.

BTW,reading this thread assumes a sense of humor...

 

"It worked for Janet......."

 

Donovan: "Hey guys, I've got good news. I just save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Gay-co"

 

Thank You. Somebody had to do it.

 

I don't wanna be mean but that was not a linesman. It was a fourth official, we only have two linesmen.

And for my sense of humor:
"I can't believe I'm making money holding this freakin sign."