Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by detter7, Sep 7, 2002.
Oh my God I knocked the guy's head clean off. I hope the ref doesn't give me a yellow card for this.
Brad Davis commits the common crime of "handling the ball". Ryan Suarez knows how to solve this, meeting out a little bit of "vigilante" justice with a knee to the tailbone.
saurez! work on those jazz hands!
To: MLS Referees
From: Al Kleinatis
Subj: Enclosed picture
Be advised that simultaneous beheading and sodomy on the pitch, as seen in the attached picture, is at the very least a cautionable offense.
The commision of just one of such fouls can be judged as non-reckless, and therefore non-cautionable, as game circumstance dictate.
Please make a note.
MLS finds a way to fill the stands.
Davis back to pass.....oh Suarez has him for the sack! That will bring up second and ten at the top of the eighteen.
Ryan Suarez, at high risk to his own health and hairstyle, stops an evil robot clone of Ben Davis by first beheading the android, then cleverly using his knee to hit the deactivation switch located on the android's tailbone before the mechanical menace could attatch a replacement head, seen here cleverly disguised as an MLS match ball.
"I recognized the evil robot clone when it made an offhanded comment about the 'glory days' of the shootout," said Suarez. "The real Ben Davis wouldn't have said something like that...it's one of those things you'd expect to hear from the vast anti-soccer conspiracy in the media."
ESPN denies responsibility for the evil robot clone.
Re: Re: Name the caption 9-7A
Raise your hands if you're Sure.
Re: Re: Re: Name the caption 9-7A
Sure, un-Sure, Sure, un-Sure...quality commercial.
Sigfried and Roy performing their last act!!!!!......
"Just like his defense, Suarez overcommits during a recent Conga dance."
PS: Bluelightning, who is Ben Davis? And does he know Brad Olsen?
Yeah, they trained together in 'Nam.
I was thinking Brad Davis, honest, but for whatever reason I typed "Ben" instead of "Brad"...
Screaming "Long Live Ichabod Crane!', Ryan Suarez exacts revenge on the headless soccer player.