Having soiled himself, Taylor Twellman lies down to have his diapers changed after scoring a goal in the Rev's 2-0 win over Chicago.
The Boston Globe already has this perfect quote: ''I just had to get Bocanegra off my rear end and not let him turn me,'' added Twellman.
That's gotta hurt his balls, but it's his natural position. He's scored a lot more in that position than anywhere else.