NSR: My Fellow Washingtonians!

Discussion in 'Seattle Sounders FC' started by Chizzy, Apr 11, 2009.

  1. Chizzy

    Chizzy Member+

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    United States
    Aug 7, 2003
    Upper Left, USA
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    Seattle Sounders
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    United States
    I just love Jeff Foxworthy, he's hilarious!

    THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAS TO SAY ABOUT LIVING IN WASHINGTON STATE :

    If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Washington .

    If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Washington .

    If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Washington .

    If you measure distance in hours, you live in Washington .

    If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Washington .

    If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Washington .

    If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you live in Washington .

    If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Central, Southern or Eastern Washington .

    If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over 8 layers of clothes, you live in Washington .

    If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Washington .

    If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow and ice, you live in Washington .

    If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Washington .

    If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your WASHINGTON friends, you live or have lived in Washington .


    Hehehehehe!
     
  2. bright

    bright Member

    Dec 28, 2000
    Central District
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    This is so not Seattle. Here is my Seattle version:

    If stoners and old Asian ladies are driving 30mph in the left lane, you live in Seattle. :)
     
  3. Chizzy

    Chizzy Member+

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    I moved here in this state in late 1999 and I thought the road constructions never ends!
     
  4. Nacional Tijuana

    Nacional Tijuana Custom Titleist

    San Diego FC
    United States
    May 6, 2003
    San Diego, Calif.
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    Seattle Sounders
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    United States
    I've not been to Wa. since 1995 (Spokane), and the Seattle area since 1991 (my aunt and uncle lived in Marysville, and now Issaquah). I live in Pennsylvania, which seems horrid compared to even my native southern California as far as traffic and roadwork.

    Also I do switch between heat and AC minute by minute at times. And I love the PNW. And the Sounders. Maybe this is an omen. Time to hit Craigslist's realty section, no?

    :p
     
  5. bright

    bright Member

    Dec 28, 2000
    Central District
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    Picksburgh is a great city to be from or to have relatives in. :)
     
  6. Ted Lyons

    Ted Lyons Member

    Nov 13, 2007
    Tucson, Arizona
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    Chelsea FC
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    United States
    The statement about people speeding is the absolute opposite of my driving experience in Washington.
     
  7. Wazzu Gunner

    Wazzu Gunner Member

    Mar 21, 2008
    Ballard, WA
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    Not to mention no one outside of EWA has AC.
     
  8. Earthshaker

    Earthshaker BigSoccer Supporter

    Sep 12, 2005
    The hills above town
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    That is my experience also. I have made the drive from the bay area to the Seattle area and back at least 20 times and I can tell you that the farther you head north the closer to the speed limit you better be. It is nothing to do 80 on I-5 in California, but, try that in Washington and you are begging for a ticket.
     
  9. AndersTheSwede

    Apr 7, 2008
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    Eh, large sections of I-5 up here are 70 so going 80 isn't that big of a deal.

    But yes there are still large numbers of left lane hoggers. Though I reject the remark that they are stoners! We know better than the grandmas! ;-)
     
  10. Wazzu Gunner

    Wazzu Gunner Member

    Mar 21, 2008
    Ballard, WA
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    Seattle Sounders
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    United States

    Thats because Washingtons goal is to become the PREMIER nanny state in the nation.
     
  11. KnucklesBuchanan

    Jul 12, 2007
    Section 149
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    Seattle Sounders
    On I-5, following the speed limit isn't that big a deal (unless you're driving through Olympia or Kelso). However, when you get off on the state highways like 16, etc., you'd best not range much more than 5 over or you're asking for trouble.
     
  12. Ted Lyons

    Ted Lyons Member

    Nov 13, 2007
    Tucson, Arizona
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    True. The problem around me is that there are no interstates.
     
  13. Seattle Dan

    Seattle Dan New Member

    Dec 18, 2007
    Oly, WA
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    United States
    Most of those dont make any sense
    :confused:
     
  14. Dirt McGirt

    Dirt McGirt Member+

    Jun 20, 2005
    Phoenix, AZ
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    fyp.
     
  15. guelch27

    guelch27 Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    Bremerton
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    I think the 4th one down through the end reminds me more of Wisconsin and Minnesota than Washington.
     
  16. bright

    bright Member

    Dec 28, 2000
    Central District
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    I've never been to Wisconsin or Minnesota, but I bet eastern Washington is similar. For instance, snowmobiles are big in Spokane. Also, I think Jeff Foxworthy plays better in eastern Washington than western Washington, so I think that's really what he was talking about.

    Chizzy, why are you flying a Texas flag as your avatar? It hurts my eyes.

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  17. Chizzy

    Chizzy Member+

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    Aug 7, 2003
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    For satirical purpose because the governor wants to secede from the union. :D
     
  18. bright

    bright Member

    Dec 28, 2000
    Central District
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    Seattle Sounders
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    United States
    That would be so awesome! Addition by subtraction! The US suddenly becomes a much better country, and the world rejoices. Do it, Texas!!!
     
  19. Dirt McGirt

    Dirt McGirt Member+

    Jun 20, 2005
    Phoenix, AZ
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    Seattle Sounders
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    United States
    Throw in the rest of the South minus Northern Virgina and South Florida and call it good.
     
  20. Nacional Tijuana

    Nacional Tijuana Custom Titleist

    San Diego FC
    United States
    May 6, 2003
    San Diego, Calif.
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Lol. So SoFla ends up basically the Alaska of the South. Gotta pass through a foreign country to get to it.

    Srsly, I don't see secession happening in my lifetime. However, why not states? This whole Jefferson thing in southern Oregon/extreme NorCal sounds interesting. I'm a southern Californian by birth and upbringing. If the north is unhappy with us, then good luck to them!

    Washington seems pretty peaceful. Seems like BC wants to join the U.S., or at least the more right wing folks from there do. Do they want to fuse with WA or just be the 51st?
     

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