Well the wife got a job in Providence. I was a tough decision; the lure of DC United at RFK is quite powerful. But, in the end, I'm off to New England and to the life of the unemployed. I have two season tickets for the remainder of the season for sale, cheap. Section 309 (near midfield on the quiet side), Row 1, Seats 2&3 (there is no seat 1). PM me if interested.
If you have no takers, consider donating them to a charitable org through DCU. You can get a tax write off.