Mourinho, wenger e fergusson die in an air crash. When they arrive at the gates of heaven God asks Wenger: So my son what is important in football and life? "Skills, communication and team work. That's what is important", answers the Frenchman. God: I like what you say my son. Come and sit at my left side. And then God asked: So Ferguson what is importantt in football and life? Fergusson replies: 'Everybody has to listen to the words of the commands of the master. Then work. Work hard and make the right choices". God:"I like your words my son. Come and sit at my right side". Then God notices that Mourinho is looking very indignant and upset. "What is bothering you my son?" asks God. "You are sitting on my place and my chair," said Mourinho
If he wins the league he'll be thought of as one i suppose. But, we all know it's really John Terry that is God
I heard that on the World Soccer Daily radio show this am... Naturally Steven Cohen just had to read it... That being said it was very funny
So nice to have someone else that thinks he's God for a change.........I was getting sooooo sick of Wenger...lol lol lol MandyJo
i dont like the man myself but he sure is more entertaining than fergie and wenger. and the job he's done this year has been good. but damn him anyway!!
LOL LOL LOL.......damn him, damn him......but you're right, Robbie....he's never boring ........ MandyJo
After having to carry Chelski for so long its no surprise Terry's back went out . So Wenger, Mourinho and Fergie decide to head over to an Arab country and decide to buy some goods for their players. Unfortunately they buy the wrong goods and are arrested and taken before the Shiek for punishment. The Shiek informs them that as its his wife's birthday, its a national holiday, so instead of death their penalty is 20 whips to the back. But as its the wife's birthday, they can ask a favour of the Shiek pre-whipping. Fergie steps up first and requests a pillow on his back. The pillow breaks after 8 whips and he is forced to endure the next 12 lashings. He leaves to seek the airport and medical attention. Mourinho is next. He requests 2 pillows and they are tied to his back and break after 16 lashings, forcing him to only endure 4 whip hits. Mourinho then decides to stick around and see what Arsene does. Mr Wenger steps up, and the Shiek smiles. "Because your club plays the most attractive and beautiful brand of football which pleases my wife, i shall allow you 2 requests instead on one". Arsene thinks for a minute and requests that instead of 20 lashings it be 200. "How noble of you Mr Wenger, how brave, i never expected less, and what is your second request?" asks the Shiek. "That Mourinho takes my place" replies Arsene with a grin .