mourinho wenger e ferguson

Discussion in 'England Rivalries' started by jsantarita, Mar 8, 2005.

  1. jsantarita

    jsantarita Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Mourinho, wenger e fergusson die in an air crash. When they arrive at the gates of heaven God asks Wenger:
    So my son what is important in football and life?
    "Skills, communication and team work. That's what is important", answers the Frenchman.
    God: I like what you say my son. Come and sit at my left side.
    And then God asked: So Ferguson what is importantt in football and life?
    Fergusson replies: 'Everybody has to listen to the words of the commands of the master. Then work. Work hard and make the right choices".
    God:"I like your words my son. Come and sit at my right side".
    Then God notices that Mourinho is looking very indignant and upset.
    "What is bothering you my son?" asks God.
    "You are sitting on my place and my chair," said Mourinho
     
  2. essie_majedi

    essie_majedi New Member

    Jan 21, 2005
    So. Cal
    that must be the funniest sh!t ever
     
  3. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    Classic.

    Ps. Reeeped
     
  4. |--LdC--|

    |--LdC--| New Member

    Nov 16, 2003
    Lisboa/Portugal
    lolol thats great
     
  5. yasik19

    yasik19 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Chelsea
    Ukraine
    Oct 21, 2004
    Daly City
    LOL. That's right, our coach is a GOD. :D
     
  6. sarabella

    sarabella BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 22, 2004
    UK
    No, the just THINKS he's a god.
     
  7. mshankb

    mshankb Member

    Nov 15, 2004
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Meh...close enough.
     
  8. Clan

    Clan Member

    Apr 23, 2002
    If he wins the league he'll be thought of as one i suppose.

    But, we all know it's really John Terry that is God :D
     
  9. Feroze Ali

    Feroze Ali Member

    Dec 3, 2004
    Canada,Toronto
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    agree with you mate! :D
     
  10. Jasonisimo

    Jasonisimo New Member

    Jun 3, 2003
    Boston
    He's having one helluva year.
     
  11. essie_majedi

    essie_majedi New Member

    Jan 21, 2005
    So. Cal
    Hail Mourinho
     
  12. Frank Cunha

    Frank Cunha New Member

    Sep 17, 2001
    UNION TOWNSHIP, NJ
    that's good :cool:
     
  13. GoodDead

    GoodDead Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 8, 2004
    Toronto Canada
    Club:
    Sporting Braga
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    That is hilarious.
     
  14. Rafalution

    Rafalution New Member

    Mar 12, 2005
    Liverpool
    Ah, rather have jamie carragher anyday.

     
  15. axem8

    axem8 New Member

    Mar 15, 2005
    Right....So just "have jamie carragher anyday" and stay where u are.
     
  16. Walter3000

    Walter3000 Member+

    Apr 8, 2004
    gainesville, Florida
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    that makes one of us
     
  17. MANUTDGAL

    MANUTDGAL New Member

    Mar 15, 2005
    Framingham, Mass.
    I heard that on the World Soccer Daily radio show this am...
    Naturally Steven Cohen just had to read it...:eek: ;)
    That being said it was very funny
     
  18. Flash2

    Flash2 New Member

    Mar 17, 2005
    England
    john terry is not a patch on nesta.
     
  19. yasik19

    yasik19 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Chelsea
    Ukraine
    Oct 21, 2004
    Daly City
    I can see why your nipple is dark.
     
  20. JustMandyJo

    JustMandyJo New Member

    Mar 20, 2005
    Englewood, CO
    So nice to have someone else that thinks he's God for a change.........I was getting sooooo sick of Wenger...lol lol lol


    MandyJo
     
  21. robby241

    robby241 New Member

    Mar 15, 2005
    US
    i dont like the man myself but he sure is more entertaining than fergie and wenger. and the job he's done this year has been good. but damn him anyway!!
     
  22. JustMandyJo

    JustMandyJo New Member

    Mar 20, 2005
    Englewood, CO
    LOL LOL LOL.......damn him, damn him......but you're right, Robbie....he's never boring ........


    MandyJo
     
  23. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    Bump. He's doin' a lotta standin' lately.:)
     
  24. Gearbox

    Gearbox Blue Is The Colour.

    FC Cincinnati
    United States
    Jul 9, 2006
    Cincinnati
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hysterical. As for our Captain, he can't come back soon enough! Cech too!!!!
     
  25. And_ROOS

    And_ROOS Member+

    Dec 30, 2006
    Melbourne, Aus
    After having to carry Chelski for so long its no surprise Terry's back went out :D .

    So Wenger, Mourinho and Fergie decide to head over to an Arab country and decide to buy some goods for their players. Unfortunately they buy the wrong goods and are arrested and taken before the Shiek for punishment.
    The Shiek informs them that as its his wife's birthday, its a national holiday, so instead of death their penalty is 20 whips to the back. But as its the wife's birthday, they can ask a favour of the Shiek pre-whipping.
    Fergie steps up first and requests a pillow on his back. The pillow breaks after 8 whips and he is forced to endure the next 12 lashings. He leaves to seek the airport and medical attention.
    Mourinho is next. He requests 2 pillows and they are tied to his back and break after 16 lashings, forcing him to only endure 4 whip hits. Mourinho then decides to stick around and see what Arsene does.
    Mr Wenger steps up, and the Shiek smiles. "Because your club plays the most attractive and beautiful brand of football which pleases my wife, i shall allow you 2 requests instead on one".
    Arsene thinks for a minute and requests that instead of 20 lashings it be 200.
    "How noble of you Mr Wenger, how brave, i never expected less, and what is your second request?" asks the Shiek.

    "That Mourinho takes my place" replies Arsene with a grin :p .
     

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