This weekend I'm going to merge all the various Celtic Striker Rumor threads into (where they belong) the one I started in may you youse guys can see how silly this is getting. You forgot to howl about Robbie Keane being mentioned in the article too. Personally, I'd take JFH on an one year deal if he didn't ask for the moon. But, his agent will, so its pointless. I think Keane could [probably find a permanent happy home here, but his hideous transfer fees from two-three years ago when the player market was at its .com-like peak make him pretty tough for Celtic to touch.
Robbie Keane would be a great signing for the club. Hes a young, tallented striker. I would choose him over all the other strikers we've been linked to.
Robbie Keane will not sign for Celtic. Not until he is in his 30's. You would have more chance getting Kanoute.
Fine, you pay his UK3M transfer fee then. We'll find some other dim, rich guy to shell out his several thousand a week salary.