-- Ball must be inflated to at least 50 psi -- Players must play barefoot -- Goalkeepers may use tennis rackets -- All jersey numbers must be irrational (pi, square root of 2, etc.) Whaddya think?
You Left Out... -Disputed points can be "played over" (like in tennis) -Costume judging before game. (like in figure skating) -Extra people running around the pitch giving instructions to players (like in aussie rules) -Game can be stopped if managers want to kick dirt on referee's shoes (like in baseball) -breaks every half for tea and cucumber sandwishes (like in cricket)
Instead of penalty kicks to decide tie games, the wives and girlfriends of the players have to mud wrestle to decide the winner