More bad news....

Discussion in 'San Jose Earthquakes' started by Beerking, May 15, 2003.

  1. Beerking

    Beerking Member+

    Nov 14, 2000
    Humboldt County
    I just read on www.mlsnet.com that the official for our game on Saturday will be the infamous Ali Saheli. For those of you who don't remember this joker, the first 10 minutes of the match should refresh your memory. It also doesn't list Kyle Martino on the injury list so expect him to be playing. With Dayak questionable or possibly out, this could be a long night for our boys in blue:(
     
  2. Alexi

    Alexi Member

    Feb 26, 1999
    San Francisco
    Well, MLS injury report has not been updated since Tuesday - we should check it again in Friday for the latest changes
     
  3. clashcityrocker

    Mar 12, 1999
    In the shadow of RFK
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    I'm not worried about the Crew!

    We'll take them out faster than a curry at pub closing time!

    We'll whip them worse than Russell Crowe in a gladiator film!

    We'll drop them quicker than a butter covered beer can!

    We'll smoke them like their name was ZigZag!

    We'll take them apart like a lego set!

    We'll kick their ass like a goddamn lazy donkey!

    We'll rip the net like the Hulk wearing a mesh shirt!

    We'll run circles around them like an Apache war party!

    We'll wrestle them down and tie them up like Troy Dayak with a baby cow!

    We'll destroy them like the Canaanites!

    We'll bust them like a union!

    We'll pulverize them like the constituent parts of the meat portion of a Hot Dog onna Stick!

    We'll discombobulate them like I is right noww. mmmm. i needd more sleep.

    We'll give them wedgies!

    We'll tear out their organs and give them to Yves to either distribute or turn into pate!

    And, failing any of the above, we'll win on an Eric Denton own goal!
     
  4. supersport

    supersport New Member

    Oct 17, 2001
    San Francisco
    That's the spirit!
     
  5. Richter Boy

    Richter Boy New Member

    Mar 1, 2000
    Soulard, STL
    Yet another reason why CCR is my favorite poster.
     
  6. clashcityrocker

    Mar 12, 1999
    In the shadow of RFK
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    We'll stomp them like the Gentle Winemaker's grapes!
     
  7. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You know, everytime Beerking predicts gloom and doom, good things usually happen.

    Look at how Onstad turned out! :D

    So I'm not worried at all!
     
  8. Alexi

    Alexi Member

    Feb 26, 1999
    San Francisco
    He "needs more beer" (c) Erin ;)
     
  9. Beerking

    Beerking Member+

    Nov 14, 2000
    Humboldt County
    You felt the same way about him Erin, admit it!
     
  10. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes, I did dear. But that wasn't my point. :)

    I was simply trying to point out the accuracy of your "predictions." :D
     
  11. Beerking

    Beerking Member+

    Nov 14, 2000
    Humboldt County
    Oh, in that case, you're right. My predictions do stink;)
     
  12. Spartacus

    Spartacus Member

    May 20, 2001
    The NO SOCCER Zone
    Wait...I'm confused? There's meat in those things?
     
  13. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca


    Fixed.......in the spirit of Spartacus' post.
     
  14. clashcityrocker

    Mar 12, 1999
    In the shadow of RFK
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Since this is cyberspace, you coudn't see me doing the quote thing with my fingers.
     
  15. clashcityrocker

    Mar 12, 1999
    In the shadow of RFK
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
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  16. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What? Hand -of-Bob God is letting him down from Handball Heaven? I'd say we're doomed, but maybe someone will invite him to sit in a car bomb. The fact that this guy is coming with Columbus really gives me the shakes.
     
  17. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    CCR is on a roll!!!! Columbus is going down.
     
  18. Kaiser

    Kaiser New Member

    Nov 12, 2000
    dark side of the moo
    I got one:

    We'll pound them like a drunk co-ed at a frat party!
     
  19. markmcf8

    markmcf8 Member+

    Oct 18, 1999
    Vancouver, WA, USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I haven't seen a morjad post in ages! That was great!

    I think the last time I saw morjad posting was, um, probably all the way back to when Ali Shaheli F*&%ed us in Columbus by letting Warshitza get away with the infamous "Hand-Of-Bob" play. The miserable, scum-sucking wanker! :mad:

    Ut oh! This is starting to look like an "Angry Mark" post. It's either a sign of the coming apocalypse, or a temporary flash back to 2000.

    GO QUAKES!!

    - Mark
     

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