I just read on www.mlsnet.com that the official for our game on Saturday will be the infamous Ali Saheli. For those of you who don't remember this joker, the first 10 minutes of the match should refresh your memory. It also doesn't list Kyle Martino on the injury list so expect him to be playing. With Dayak questionable or possibly out, this could be a long night for our boys in blue
Well, MLS injury report has not been updated since Tuesday - we should check it again in Friday for the latest changes
I'm not worried about the Crew! We'll take them out faster than a curry at pub closing time! We'll whip them worse than Russell Crowe in a gladiator film! We'll drop them quicker than a butter covered beer can! We'll smoke them like their name was ZigZag! We'll take them apart like a lego set! We'll kick their ass like a goddamn lazy donkey! We'll rip the net like the Hulk wearing a mesh shirt! We'll run circles around them like an Apache war party! We'll wrestle them down and tie them up like Troy Dayak with a baby cow! We'll destroy them like the Canaanites! We'll bust them like a union! We'll pulverize them like the constituent parts of the meat portion of a Hot Dog onna Stick! We'll discombobulate them like I is right noww. mmmm. i needd more sleep. We'll give them wedgies! We'll tear out their organs and give them to Yves to either distribute or turn into pate! And, failing any of the above, we'll win on an Eric Denton own goal!
You know, everytime Beerking predicts gloom and doom, good things usually happen. Look at how Onstad turned out! So I'm not worried at all!
Yes, I did dear. But that wasn't my point. I was simply trying to point out the accuracy of your "predictions."
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What? Hand -of-Bob God is letting him down from Handball Heaven? I'd say we're doomed, but maybe someone will invite him to sit in a car bomb. The fact that this guy is coming with Columbus really gives me the shakes.
I haven't seen a morjad post in ages! That was great! I think the last time I saw morjad posting was, um, probably all the way back to when Ali Shaheli F*&%ed us in Columbus by letting Warshitza get away with the infamous "Hand-Of-Bob" play. The miserable, scum-sucking wanker! Ut oh! This is starting to look like an "Angry Mark" post. It's either a sign of the coming apocalypse, or a temporary flash back to 2000. GO QUAKES!! - Mark