Money for Nothing or As long as those cheques clear - the Phil Jones thread

Our interim boss has provided the latest on @PaulPogba's return from injury ⬇️#MUFC

— Manchester United (@ManUtd) January 8, 2022

 

Boss man, you have put this in the Phil Jones thread!

 

🗣️ “I put my blood, sweat and tears into everything I do for this club.”

🔙 Before his recent comeback, Phil Jones spoke to @Teamviewer Diaries about what it means to be back in a United shirt.
#MUFC | #BringingYouCloser pic.twitter.com/UMUyL41a9A

— Manchester United (@ManUtd) January 8, 2022

 

I wanted money or checks not both in the title.

Does he play U23 or just still first team practice squad?

 

He hasn't trained with first team since ten Hag took over. I don't think he'll play much, if at all, with u23s either.

 

Lol

 

FYP

 

I went to page one and realized that when we signed him he was 19. I can't believe he was that young because he always worked 5 years older than he was and he also always have like the quintessential English face to me.

 

Phil Jones has outlasted Ronaldo and the Glazers.

— Gaz (@CantonaManc) November 22, 2022

 

Phil Jones will leave Manchester United at the end of the current season, decision confirmed. The club will release the centre back on free transfer. 🔴 #MUFC

Both Phil Jones and Axel Tuanzebe will look for new opportunities as free agents. pic.twitter.com/wOl8eSjilR

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) May 16, 2023

 

Oh happy Day. Watch a guy like Axel be reborn at a newly promoted side like Burnley or Boro. Phil will likely sign with a Championship side needing a backup CB that is a vet.

 

If Phil was smart, he'd retire.

 

Look at all the manager sacks he's survived. Gotta love being injured. Wish I could make that kind of money to do nothing.

 

He'll always be a legend to me. No one expressed dedication the way he did.

 

PhilPhace will never not be hilarious.

 

I think he said in a past interview that he doesn't want one. It was the same interview where he talked about the depression he suffered for being ridiculed on social media. He doesn't want the hassle, and I can't blame him.

 

I'd get over my depression real quick when I'm earning £75k a week for doing f all

 

He should be proud of the memes.

 

Maybe, but to make your dream come true only to have it denied by your own body's betrayal... I do feel bad for him in that regard.

 

I need you to multiply $75k x 52, and tell me how sad you'd be...

 

Why 52?? I'm not following your argument here.