Actually, the question should be "What is the lone MLS team still in existance that has never reached the MLS Cup or U.S. Open Cup championship game?" Tampa Bay never made it that far, either, though they did win the 1996 Supporters Shield.
Well, I don't want to give it away but here is a hint. First word is the same as the public rail system in DC. Second word is SCUM! This question brought a smile to my face on an otherwise dreary DC day!
isn't that one in the big book of all-time classic jokes??? oh, sorry, that would be the entire Scum organization that made it into the book, excepting, of course, Eddie "I don't want to stink like Jersey scum" Pope.