MLS Hair

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by alf, Jan 16, 2003.

  1. alf

    alf Member+

    Jun 29, 1999
    Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Red Stars
  2. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Much as you want to vote for Valderamma, I might just have to do the right thing and vote for Agassi.
     
  3. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Really tempted to vote V, but Don King is the undisputed winner of this one.
     
  4. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    But, you see, Valderamma and King have had that hairstyle for years. They've been consistent, and there's something to be said for that, I think. But Agassi's Daryl-Hall-On-Steroids mullet was so over-the-top and a part of its time that the only thing he could do after it was to cut all his hair off, for which we were all relieved.

    Not to mention the fact that he didn't start to win tournaments until after he ditched it.
     
  5. Scoey

    Scoey Member

    Oct 1, 1999
    Portland
    For me, this is an absolute no-brainer. Gene Keady and his child-molester, used-car salesman, kiddie-porn-making preacher 'do. It should offend everybody.
     
  6. Metros Striker10

    Metros Striker10 New Member

    Jul 7, 2001
    Planet Earth
    Soccer has arrived! This article was on msn.com, and guess who's picture they posted on front page! Carlos Valderrama's!

    Mine eyes have seen the glory.
     
  7. JoBeck

    JoBeck New Member

    Jul 24, 2000
    Wesschessduh
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You know what? I voted for Valderrama for no other reason than he simply has the best bad hair in sports!
     
  8. soccertim

    soccertim Member

    Mar 29, 2001
    Mass
    Ouch! I fully agree, but ouch!
     
  9. VON9905

    VON9905 New Member

    Aug 27, 2002
    Huntsville, AL, USA
    You're right!, I was shocked to see a picture of Carlos Valderrama mixed in with other major news stories.

    The land of the free and the home of the brave!


    -VON
     
  10. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    The fact that they're making fun of El Pibe's hair is proof of the anti-soccer bias in the US media.

    You won't find any soccer players on "best hair in sports" polls, I bet. The media hates us.
     
  11. irishFS1921

    irishFS1921 New Member

    Aug 2, 2002
    WB05 Compound
    i'm going to guess you're joking but in case you aren't your little "woe is me" deal is lame. by saying that you're also saying boxing, tennis, and a few other sports are "hated" by the media. cry me a river.

    who gives a shite about a bad hair poll. don't be a moron.

    "MLS full of overly sensative moron fans" how about that for media angle?
     
  12. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Nice preemptive strike, dude.

    But he was joking.
     
  13. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    Curses. Foiled again.
     
  14. Soccerholic

    Soccerholic New Member

    Mar 6, 2001
    Mile High
    I thought the whole article was pretty damn funny. Too bad I won't get to see Carlos play in the rain this year to see how closely it resembles a jheri curl. :D
     
  15. SankaCofie

    SankaCofie Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    Skorgolia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Ecuador
    there... i fixed your dog... erm... i mean post.
     

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