You would think that after all these years, Oklahoma City and Tulsa would have found peace with each other as they were growing up. It's seems as though there is still quite a rivalry between these two sisters. Are we still the same blood-thirsty rivals we have always been. Tulsa is a charming, cosmopolitan and clean city! Oklahoma City is a hospitable, high spirited and heralded city! Tulsa has always had that reputation for being a beautiful young mistress; whereas, Oklahoma City use to tag along as her big overall wearing tomboy sister with bifocals and nappy hair. She made Tulsa look that much more beautiful! Over the last ten years, things have changed... Big sister, OKC has had a make-over and went out and invested in a new wardrobe. Tulsa is still wearing the same well kept clothes she's worn ten years ago and she's aged a bit, looking more like Joan Rivers dressed as Miss Scarlet! She's (OKC) even dating someone who Tulsa wanted eight years ago, his name is MLS. Now, Tulsa has put on her daisy dukes and she still can't get MLS's attention; that ole bee hive hair-do and false eyelashes just won't do! You see, Tulsa use to always play hard to get! Meanwhile, OKC makes no beans about strutting her stuff on the streets. She's getting popular; yet, she doesn't have to drop a handkerchief or extend a leg to get attention. A simple smile and an occasional glance will do! OKC has been a real active girl lately, working out and getting more solid and with some fine muscle tone. Tulsa on the other hand has remained virtually the same, however she's been sitting around the buffet tables and eating up all the profits. Tulsa will eventually make one more attempt to get MLS. While OKC isn't around, she is going to get out of those daisy dukes and attempt to get MLS to go skinny-dipping with her. She has forgotten that those thighs developed just a little bit too much cellulite on the back of the buttocks, she looks as though she has been spanked with a waffle iron. Why can't we all just get along? Oklahoma City has been trying to tell Tulsa how to get a new wardrobe and look better, she has tried to share some of her secrets; however, Tulsa doesn't want any advice from OKC. She knows that she looks better than OKC on her worst day. She'd rather do it alone and stay away from those clothing store sales because she insists that she's not going to give the government another penny. Tulsa still looks charming, but that clown white and pancake make-up just won't hide those wrinkles anymore! You'll soon need a face lift and the sooner you get one, the better! Because if you sit around for another ten years, you'll look like Bette Davis playing Miss Daisy! We are pursuing MLS and he's taking a liking to OKC, we have always supported you Tee Town, now we need your blessings!