MLS Donkey of the Year Award.

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by Native Aztexan, Oct 3, 2002.

  1. Native Aztexan

    Jan 27, 2002
    Austin, Texas
    Club:
    Austin Aztex
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    MLS Donkey of the Year Award goes to the player/coach/referee who diplays bonehead and stupidity acts on the field as his greatest attributes to the game of soccer. I was initially going to do a poll, but decided on you, the wonderful and beautiful people(except Mike Seagroves ;) ) on BS, to write in your nomination for the MLS Donkey of the year Award. Sooooooooooo...........

    My nomination goes to Tony Meola:
    For his impersonation of Andrew Dice Clay on the pitch. He curses the living daylights at the referees and linesman regardless that his team won. plus receiving his 1st MLS red card at Naperville against the Fire in which they were trashed. Congrats Tony.
     
  2. usagoal

    usagoal Member

    Oct 19, 2000
    Las Vegas
    Not to mention that he is the only keeper that Chris Albright can score on.
     
  3. MarioKempes

    MarioKempes Member+

    Club Med
    Aug 3, 2000
    Proxima Centauri
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Re: MLS Donkey of the Year Award.

    ROFLMAO!
     
  4. Footer Phooter

    Jul 23, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    Maybe we should take nominations, then hold a poll.


    Here's a few:


    Noel Kenny
    Tony Meola
    Diego Serna
    Ian Bishop (in the "legends" category)
    RFK Security
    NJSEA
    That Nigerian guy Colorado signed then cut before the season.
     
  5. dcufan1984

    dcufan1984 Member

    Feb 17, 2002
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    his witch doctor told him not to play for the rapids
     
  6. BallStateMiddie

    BallStateMiddie New Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Nashvegas
    These are my three as well. Surprised no one has mentioned Mathis yet. Not that I would ever vote for him, but this is generally when the haters start chiming in.
     
  7. Native Aztexan

    Jan 27, 2002
    Austin, Texas
    Club:
    Austin Aztex
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    OK. So far we have:
    Noel Kenny (2 nominations)
    Tony Meola (2 nominations)
    Diego Serna (1 nomination)
    Ian Bishop (2 nominations)
    RFK Security (1 nomination)
    NJSEA (1 nomination)
    Daniel Amokachi (2 nominations)
    Clint Mathis (1 nomination)

    I'll count out the nominations at the end of the MLS semi-finals. Then I'll post a poll to detemine the winner.

    Keep it coming. :)
     
  8. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Landon Donovan for his crying about officiating.
     
  9. usagoal

    usagoal Member

    Oct 19, 2000
    Las Vegas
    You would have to include just about every MLS player and just about every bigsoccerite too.
     
  10. crewcrazy17

    crewcrazy17 Member

    Mar 5, 2002
    Medina
    Jeff Agoos (WC Edition)
    Noel Kenny
    Tony Meola
     
  11. Northside Rovers

    Jan 28, 2000
    Austin TX
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  12. Native Aztexan

    Jan 27, 2002
    Austin, Texas
    Club:
    Austin Aztex
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He still playing?!?!?!?!?!!? Funny, I haven't notice him (invisible).
     
  13. profiled

    profiled Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 7, 2000
    slightly north of a mile high
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    No his first red card was against the galaxy July 20th, that naperville even happend august 14th.
     
  14. profiled

    profiled Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 7, 2000
    slightly north of a mile high
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    No one else threatned to run off to europe if he didn't get more calls.

    jackass.
     
  15. princesskofi

    princesskofi New Member

    Jul 13, 2002
    Bako...SO CAL
    noel kenny for being an a$$...
     
  16. FlashMan

    FlashMan Member

    Jan 6, 2000
    'diego
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No one else has that option.


    I nominate Zambrano for generally everything and more specifically for not having Mathis on the players listed who could be substituted and therefore could not enter his first game back from the WC.

    I nominate as a close second Steve Jolley for "guaranteeing" (ha!) that the Metros would win the Cup this year.

    I also nominate as a close third the Fire/Stoichkov/MLS or whoever for the shirt he wore in San Jose with a little 9 written on it like he was a 6 year old playing in the park.
     
  17. Native Aztexan

    Jan 27, 2002
    Austin, Texas
    Club:
    Austin Aztex
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Steve should stop calling Miss Cleo.

    Stoichkov's number is 8, not 9.

    So far we have:
    Noel Kenny (4 nominations)
    Tony Meola (3 nominations)
    Ian Bishop (2 nominations)
    Daniel Amokachi (2 nominations)
    Diego Serna (1 nomination)
    RFK Security (1 nomination)
    NJSEA (1 nomination)
    Clint Mathis (1 nomination)
    Landon Donovan (1 nomination)
    Jeff Agoos (1 nomination)
    Roy Lassiter (1 nomination)
    Octavio Zambrano (1 nomination)
    Steve Jolley (1 nomination)
    Hristo Stoichkov (1 nomination)
     
  18. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Zambrano for leaving Mathis off the roster
     
  19. LSNsoccer362238

    LSNsoccer362238 New Member

    Dec 6, 2001
    Lee's Summit, MO
  20. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Broadway Steve Jolley, definitely...
     
  21. Shabs

    Shabs Member

    Jun 19, 2002
    NYC
    Octavio "OZ" Zambrano, for his late game substitutions (lets go with no fwds with 20 mins left), his stratertegy (no right mid???), his outspoken suport of his players, and his admittance of his own culpability for the tragedy that was this season.

    I think Im going to cry now.

    Oh yeah, almost forgot-His salute to Clint Mathis on his first game back from the World Cup-leaving him off the roster.
     
  22. Defender

    Defender Member

    Joe's Plumbing 86ers
    Feb 16, 2001
    San Francisco CA
    Club:
    Atlanta Silverbacks
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Steve Jolley
    Ronald Cerritos
     
  23. DouginSJ

    DouginSJ New Member

    Mar 15, 2000
    San Jose, CA USA
    1) OZ (for the aforementioned reasons)

    2) Damarcus Beasley (for urinating in front of the cameras during the GER-USA game)

    3) Roger Itaya (for falling asleep on the sideline instead of keeping up with offside players)



    If I only can pick one, make it #1.
     
  24. Metros Striker10

    Metros Striker10 New Member

    Jul 7, 2001
    Planet Earth
    Octavio Zambrano and Nick. I think they're considered as one, because both have the same train of thought. NJSEA comes at second for messin' up the Swamp for the Metros, and forcing them to play somewhere else for the playoffs.
     
  25. rscaramelo

    rscaramelo Coach/Hack Defender

    May 5, 1999
    MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's got to be Alexi Lalas!

    RC
     

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