Don't you just love those weeks where you get to watch 10 hours of MLS in one Saturday? Well, you're in luck: And finally: We post in a thread that has rules. And those rules have to be guarded by men with banning privileges. Who's gonna do it, us? Us, BigSoccer fiends? Mods have a greater responsibility than we can possibly fathom. We weep for Chivas USA and we curse Roy Miller. We have that luxury. We have the luxury of not knowing what Knave knows: That D.C. United's win last week probably saved lives. And Chivas USA's existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to us, saves lives. We don't want the truth. Because deep down in places we don't want to talk about at tailgates, we want mods in this thread, we NEED them in this thread. We use words like: "Se La Perdio", "NNGOOOL", "Strong Strength"...We use these words as the backbone to a thread spent avoiding girlfriends, wives and children. THOMA uses them as a punchline. In other words: As always keep it friendly and neutral in the PBP thread Paging all you fanaticos locos.