Some guy who looked uncomfortably like Mike LaStort accosted me last night on 7th Ave and 53d St. Is Mike already getting pysched for the game?
It wasn't me. Besides, my name is spelled Lastort. No capital S. Originally, it was Listorti when my great-grandfather Giuseppi came to the US from Castelbottaccio, Molise (near Campobasso) in 1902. Listorti is Molinese/Abbruzese slang for "gli storti," or "the crooked ones."