Pre-match: MiB Matchday 3 - Crew vs Atlanta 8:30pm ESPN 2

Drink, drink, wherever you may be!

 

Neither. Tarbell.

 

Got to be Lampson, doesn't it?

 

Pro tip: When business partners on Zoom asked why you are drinking during a meeting, the correct answer is NOT because a random poster to BS with the handle "DrunkandDisorderly" instructed you to.

I'll be sure to include that life lesson on my resume

 

Can't drink all day if you don't start at the beginning of the day

 

I voted for Draw. But I verbally say Win By 2 because I declared earlier that was going to be my answer to every match this shortened season. I know game counts toward regular season standings, but with advancement assured, it just seems prudent to rest our stars to ensure they are 100% for the knockout games.

Speaking on knock round. If we finish 1st, we would play RSL, MN or KC (Group D 2nd place). If we are 2nd we would play LAFC or Portland (Group F 1st place). Finishing first looks to be the preferred route.

 

If you awaken from being passed out from being drunk from the night before and you pour yourself a shot,it is not considered a continuation of your drunkenness from the night before! It is a new day and a new start otherwise you would be considered an alcoholic with a problem and we all know,no one here has a problem and is an alcoholic!

 

Do we have any reason to believe that Room had anything more than leg cramps at the end of the last game? To be clear, I didn't see the game, so I'm going on what I've read. I mean, if it's cramps, there's no reason he wouldn't play tonight, right?

 

I think they'd go with Tarbell.

 

Back when I drank waaayyyy more, I would say "I don't have a drinking problem...it goes down really easy".

Now I do have a drinking problem. I drink several beers and I feel like a stuffed pig and can't seem to drink any more. But alas I found a cure... Tito's!

 

I am lazy so can someone tell me when we would play after this game. Depending on the rest it sorta depends on who I would play.

 

We would play 7 days later on 7/28 at 8pm.

 

The 28th

 

I hope that @hangthadj gets to see the game tonight...

 

I get to watch the first half live! Yes. I am excited.

This past week or so has seemed very long. 2020. Longest perceived year on record.

 

I should be able to see most of it. Scrambling to re-plan a trip for my wife's birthday weekend since our planned destination is now on the NY quarantine list. Wear a ********in mask you cowards!

Up the Crew. We have Darlington Nagbe and you don't.

 

The longest. At least some of our mods are making use of the time to turn this board into a simile of the darkest corners of reddit or 8chan.

Good times to be a Crew fan and come to this board for escape.

 

I saw that NY added Indiana to the list. Thankfully KY is not, so drop by!

If you're in KY I will hook you up with a bottle of bourbon from the Distillery I can walk to. Enjoy the game!

 

I would like to change my vote to "Crew win by 2 or more" please.

 

Well I guess this answers definitely how much Porter values these three points. With the exceptions of Zelarayan, Room and possibly Wormgoor, this is probably our normal starting lineup. Lucas available to sub in for the last 20-30 minutes against a tired Atlanta defense brings a smile to my face.

 

Nailed it

 

Much respect to ESPN 2 for showing this game. I almost had to burn a free trial of TUDN... glad I can save that for the next round!

 

Good to see MLS is still not good enough to be included in an ESPN sports commercial. During a MLS time slot.