Mexico's Football Related Random Thoughts Thread - Volumen Cincuenta Una

They should have been doing this for years.

 

Torrado sitting there like, "por el amor de Dios no me vayan a preguntar algo en Ingles." But I'm still willing to guarandamntee that his English is better than @Baysic's.

 

Somehow that picture reminds me of Dortmund's Europa League showing in Bergamo last night.

Extremely lackluster performance by pretty much everyone involved, with Poor Man's Messi ranking at (grade 5*) or near (grade 4) the bottom of the team again. He got subbed after 59 minutes for Reus, who initiated the equalizer later in the game.

PMM's struggles reveal weaknesses in creating and finishing opportunities. Apart from quickness, his often unimaginative dribbles rarely work against better defenders, where he either loses the ball or hits imprecise crosses. Claims by USMNT fans notwithstanding, he lacks the creativity of a playmaker and as a system winger he benefits from a strong midfield, something Dortmund currently doesn't provide. However, he still has plenty of chances and not being able to beat his man or squandering sitters is entirely on him. Should another team overpay for him, it won't be based on his play by rather because of the ability to market him as the savior of U.S. football.

*Grades:
1 - excellent, outstanding
2 - good
3 - satisfactory
4 - sufficient
5 - deficient
6 - insufficient, fail

 

Im not a Juve fan but I'm digging the show on Netflix

 

Bops with Stanley, stale beef from a year ago.

Oh god



Mexispazzo obsession is more contagious than I thought.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/33052020

I'd sign up in a heartbeat to play in the faroes islands.

 

sending their own journalists/gays/protesters to gulags were a tipoff.

 

@kehl, defiéndete. No te dejes.

 

It's really well done. I hope this is just the beginning and they do these for other teams.

 

You get paid to be a hype man on BSMX?

Are you like this in real life?

 

No obsession, only keeping tabs. In case you haven't heard: the Yanks are already planning to win the World Cup within the next decade. Fo realz! In a piece originally titled "Germany must thank U.S. if it wins World Cup" their media explained how they turned a hapless football minnow into winners in 2014. If they're able to perform miracles like that, imagine what they're capable of with their incoming wave of world-class talent. They'll be going after our a$$es... Mexican, German, French, Brazilian... you name it!

If you don't want to wake up one day wondering how those back to back to back to back USMNT World Cup titles came about, you better keep your eyes peeled, breh.

 

Bastian's a lucky mofo.

 

That's some ********ed up toasted bread smh

 

Would make a pretty sick FIFA 18 celebration

 

I've only seen him against Mexico and a couple of games against Leverkusen when Chicharito was on the team and he was either non-existent or only showed flashes of quality. It was never sustained.