Metro 'Marketing' - More retarded now than in the Stillitano era?

Discussion in 'New York Red Bulls' started by Michael K., Oct 29, 2003.

  1. Cleveland Steamer

    Cleveland Steamer New Member

    Jan 10, 2001
    MPF - WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?? WHOOOO?? WHOOO?

    I will never be able to look at Giants Stadium again without seeing this image. Ever.


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  2. Dan R

    Dan R New Member

    Jun 1, 1997
    Metro
  3. Len

    Len Member+

    Club: Dallas Tornado
    Jan 18, 1999
    Everywhere and Nowhere.....I'm the wind, baby.
    Turkeys, dogs, and dead people...

    Someone is pulling some legs around here. It's not the 1st of April, but there is NO way an adult looked at that stuff and said, "GREAT! THAT's the look we want....THAT's the image..."


    St. Phil's gotta be looking at that and thinking, "What the hell am I building SSSs for?!?"
     
  4. Cleveland Steamer

    Cleveland Steamer New Member

    Jan 10, 2001
    How funny is it that in the one hour since we pointed out the utterly inane aspect of using Marily Monroe to promote MPF, they are feverishly working to revise the page.

    Can you imagine the dynamic at the MFO this morning that resulted in this? Yeah, they don't spend any time on the boards ;-)


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    It's nice to see that MPF is still "in affect".
     
  5. Cleveland Steamer

    Cleveland Steamer New Member

    Jan 10, 2001
  6. Stogey23

    Stogey23 Member+

    Dec 12, 1998
    San Diego, CA
    Is this real????
     
  7. Michael K.

    Michael K. Member

    Mar 3, 1999
    There or Thereabouts
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's real and (so bizarre) it's spectacular.
     
  8. MetroFever

    MetroFever Member+

    Jun 3, 2001
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    Croatia
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    How does a caption with 3 dead people on it help promote the game?

    With this logic, why not use Jimmy Hoffa since he's already buried at Giants Stadium? :D

    If I was Humphrey Bogart's son, I'd be suing for defamation of character.
     
  9. metrocorazon

    metrocorazon Member

    May 14, 2000
    Isn't that the fat chick from "Office Space"?
     
  10. Michael K.

    Michael K. Member

    Mar 3, 1999
    There or Thereabouts
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    Err...that's Mrs. Mathis.
     
  11. metrocorazon

    metrocorazon Member

    May 14, 2000
    Other than marylin I seriously didnt know who the other 2 were. I guess I needed to be born during WWII.
     
  12. Footer Phooter

    Jul 23, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    Anyone else notice that the bottom picture has the names of some New Jersey Devils listed? There's only one guy in the picture, and I don't think he's a pro hockey player. Did someone in MFO even proof read these?
     
  13. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
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    I'm telling you, I love this.

    The turkey logo is great too.
     
  14. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    P.S. Those dogs have obviously caught the fever.
     
  15. Michael K.

    Michael K. Member

    Mar 3, 1999
    There or Thereabouts
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You're not the only one.

    A little birdie told me you can expect to see a whole exhibit of MPF art at next year's Whitney Biennial
     
  16. Thomas A Fina

    Thomas A Fina Member

    Mar 29, 1999
    Hell
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I actually had to get up and leave my desk I was laughing so hard.

    My fave is the look on the one guys face when the other guy is getting his head signed by Magee.

    Michael Rupp has an "I can't believe I'm wearing this" look

    Da Bruce looks stoned (but good job by him anyway)

    Woly and Lisi MUST be hammered (nice professional redeye BTW)

    The Three Dead People make a little more sense if it is in the context of like ten other pictures. As if even dead people have the fever.

    Oh God, they've lobotomized me. Help me Help me Heeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllp Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
  17. Michael K.

    Michael K. Member

    Mar 3, 1999
    There or Thereabouts
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This thread is just one badly-disguised MFO plant away from being stickied until the end of time.
     
  18. purojogo

    purojogo Member

    Sep 23, 2001
    US/Peru home
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This whole thread is both funny and sad, in about equal measure....I wish that instead of exchanging players with DC, we could trade the geniouses who came out with this campaign...
     
  19. SchönePumaDooley

    SchönePumaDooley New Member

    Jul 1, 2000
    North Jersey
    Un-*#*#*#*#ing-believable.

    How do you run a marketing department with MS Paint?
     
  20. Kevin

    Kevin New Member

    That's Clint's wife?????
     
  21. cmonaco

    cmonaco New Member

    Feb 21, 1999
    Montreal/NYC
    Metro should obviously fire their marketing staff and just run a Fark.com photoshop contest next time they need a graphic or two for the website. They'd be getting the same quality of work, and for free!
     
  22. Kevin

    Kevin New Member

    Nice to see, as an added bonus, that the New England, DC and Chicago boards are all rolling with laughter at the expense of Metro. Nothing like supporting a team that is also the punchline to the funniest jokes elsewhere in the league. But we're used to that by now.

    On a serious note, I heard that most of the folks in Metro Marketing have loads of experience and that many of them used to work in the gaming industry in Atlantic City and Las Vegas. You might find it hard to believe in light of the current discussion re: Metro Marketing, but many of those same folks came up with this classic while working on the Taj Mahal campaign:













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    D ogs
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    DPP - CATCH IT!!!!!
     

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