Merry Crewsmas 2011

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by KHT_Crew, Mar 17, 2011.

  1. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    In honor of Saturday (and with apologies to Charles Schulz, Vince Guaraldi and Peanuts)...
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    And there were in the same country Supporters, abiding in the field, keeping watch over their team by night. And, lo, the angel of Lamar came upon them, and the glory of Lamar shone round about them! And they were sore afraid ... And the angel said unto them, ‘Fear not! For, behold, I bring you tidings o great joy, which shall be to all my people. For unto you is born this day in the nation’s capital a Season, which is the Crew’s.’
    ‘And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the team wrapped in yellow clothes, playing on a pitch.’ And suddenly, there was with the angel a multitude of the Nordecke praising Lamar, and saying, ‘Glory to Lamar of the Hunts, and on Earth peace, and good will toward men.’


    That's what Crewsmas is all about, Charlie Brown.


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    Crewsmas time is here
    Happiness and cheer
    Fun for all that children call
    Their favorite time of the year

    Soccer balls in the air
    Chanting everywhere
    Olden times and ancient rhymes
    Of love and dreams to share

    Drum beats in the air
    Beauty everywhere
    Supporters by the pitchside
    And joyful memories there

    Crewsmas time is here
    We'll be drawing near
    Oh, that we could always see
    Such spirit through the year
    Oh, that we could always see
    Such spirit through the year...
     
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  2. jackmann

    jackmann Member

    Feb 24, 2007
    Cowtown
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You must spread:mad:...can someone cover this please
     
  3. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    On the first day of Crewsmas
    Columbus gave to me
    A win over scum from DC.
     
  4. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Last year I was singing:

    Crewsmas time is here,
    Let's drink lots of beer,
    Lenhart goals and streamer rolls,
    go flying through the air.

    It could be easily changed to Mendoza goals instead of Lenhart.
     
  5. odave

    odave Member+

    Jul 29, 2010
    SE Michigan
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Got it
     
  6. CrewBeat

    CrewBeat Be Massive My Friends

    Jul 27, 2004
    Manhattan
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  7. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  8. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    people are really jumping das gun on crewsmas this year

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  9. CrewBeat

    CrewBeat Be Massive My Friends

    Jul 27, 2004
    Manhattan
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's been awhile since we've opened the regular season on the road, think it has some people confused.
     
  10. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
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    In my defense.... every game is a road game for me..... :(
     
  11. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    On the second day of Crewsmas,
    Columbus gave to me:
    Two penalties
    And a win over scum from DC.
     
  12. HbaldSguyH

    HbaldSguyH Member

    Feb 11, 2011
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    When we get our first penalty kick this year, I bet everyone will stand around for 10 minutes waiting for Guillermo to take the kick from the spot. Once they remember he's not here anymore, they will then sh*t there pants. But then they hear a noise "I will take it" from Robbie Rogers who will step up and......................................
     
  13. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    kick it out of bounds for a throw-in?
     
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  14. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Seriously... is the difference between "there" and "their" that difficult to learn? Crew fans are supposed to be smart.
     
  15. HbaldSguyH

    HbaldSguyH Member

    Feb 11, 2011
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You are now upset because somebody has taken the focus away from your lame ass Christmas carols. In return, you have to critique another Crew fans English. I made a typo because I was writing fast and thought my English teacher wasn't look over my shoulder. I should have known that the guy with a WWF naked wrestler as his photo was watching me closely? I now feel gross. On the 3rd day of crewsmas KCBUS got a life???

    Nope......he's to busy naked wrestling with Shawn Mitchell in a steel cage match.
     
  16. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fixed.

    Somehow I doubt it's because you're "writing fast".
     
  17. HSH_b

    HSH_b New Member

    Feb 28, 2008
    Cbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Spend your time fighting about NFL players coming to trial for other MLS teams. That seems more productive.
     
  18. TimD

    TimD Member

    Aug 9, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio, U.S.
    Dude, just post them again next week. Personally, I liked both efforts.
     
  19. PSHSSoccerDog3

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 22, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    More like "shoot" it out of bounds for a throw-in.

    ---------------------------------------------------

    As for the Crewsmas thing, the United game would be Crewsgiving if it weren't for the CCL matches. Crewsmas is definitely the home opener, so ...

    Between this Thanksgiving and Christmas falls :
    - Black Friday (to some, a holiday in and of itself) - Could be amended to "Black and Gold Saturday"
    - Islamic New Year
    - Aids Awareness Day
    - Islamic Ashura
    - National Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day
    - Human Rights Day - Since the Crew will attempt to violate United's human rights
    - Wright Brothers Day - They're from Ohio, of course
    - Pan American Aviation Day
    - Hanukkah - "Crew(s)mukkah" anyone?
    - Forefathers' Day - Celebrating all the Crew greats of the past for the season opener; or just Lamar Hunt ("Crewfather's Day")

    Hope this helps! :cool:
     
  20. Skeleton Crew

    Skeleton Crew Member+

    Mar 20, 2009
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Today is the start of HanuCrew. I spun a dreidle and lit a yellow candle.
     
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  21. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    Next thing you know, Crewsmas will start with our playoff games.
     
  22. machque

    machque Member

    Jun 5, 2008
    Delaware OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We are, we jest not literate. So their!
     
  23. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Love the thought - because it's the thought that counts. ;)
     
  24. Clutz

    Clutz Member

    Jul 13, 2005
    Club:
    Olympique de Marseille
    Nat'l Team:
    France
    What's with the naked dude?
     
  25. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Weather report:

    Thursday high 39 with morning snow.
    Thursday night 32.
    Friday high 47 and sun.

    The week after could be colder.
     

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