What are the most memorable howlers you've heard by commentators? I don't mean minor errors or slips of the tongue, but mistakes that indicate ignorance at a very basic level. I have found an ever reliable source from Phil Schoen of Gol TV. You seldom have to wait long. Here are some recent examples of Schoenisms. 1. Describing a 2-0 result in La Liga, Phil stated that both teams would benefit from the one point they take away from the match. 2. He introduced a German national team friendly at the end of May as being played in "Kaiserslautern, Belarus." I guess when you only see matches from a cubby hole in Florida, every country seems about the same. 3. He wondered aloud if Zenit St. Petersburg would have a home field advantage in the UEFA Cup final, since they would be playing in Moscow. 4. He stated that Schalke striker Kevin Kuranyi was "arguably, the best player on the planet." He likes that word "arguably."