PBP: MD1: United States vs Paraguay; 6/12; 9pm ET

Jesus ********ing Christ

 

nervy start

 

Let's go USA.Miracle on grass.

 

Darke and Landon should be on the call. Strong is an amateur in comparison.

 

Many teams have real problems playing out deap in their own end with a throw in. We can always hope that is the reason that it is done and not simple stupidity.

 

Every player is healthy…that’s good news

 

This throw in timer thing is great. I don’t know about the other 7 rule changes, but that one is great.

 

Long diagonals are there is anyone can hit them

 

Game is slowing down

 

Sounds like a Bob Dylan concert. Maybe Willie Nelson.

 

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

Yeßssss

 

OWen Goal

 

I’ll take it

 

OWN GOAL!!!!!!!

1-0!

 

Booooooooooooom

 

That was not a good start. But that was a good goal.

 

Well, we'll accept this gift from Paraguay!

 

Autogol

 

That was sexy af. This is clearly the best attacking team we’ve ever had.

 

We seem to really benefit from own goals when playing a World Cup at home.

 

Puli sliced them

 

Now no more low block